or...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 213: Outland With A Monkey In It What Makes Puns']

Either way, not so hot.

Non-mention, here I come!

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 213: (Based on 202) Good people are hard to find']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 213: Mortal Kombat vs. All The President's Men']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 213: Planet of the Apes versus Soylent Green']

The CC when I joined was the one for the year 2025. Since he's not technically on the moon, my other two compliancies are the fast food chain and the movie titles.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 213: Dr. Strangelove - or how I learned to stop Shining']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

(insert loads of swearing)

My last comic has a "do" that shouldn't be there. Please disregard it :-/

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Mmmmm. I can't get me enough of that tasty Hagus.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 30 + 183: Special Movie Hybrid Edition: Love Is ...']
(of course Rocker1 and Rocker2 are different characters ...)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I was 93% sure that I had misspelled hagus/haggis, but I'm sort of the Picasso of strip making.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 213: Triplicate']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'Potato Durden meets Moon Monkey']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 213: Le Patron Est Devenou fou!']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Took me awhile to do this CC, haha.. well here goes nothing!

[Click to view comic: 'CC213: When You Need Absinth The Most']

[Click to view comic: 'Potato Durden and Moon Monkey in "Taco Stand de l'amour!"']

These Potato Durden - Moon Monkey comics are absolute genius, you just have to be on a strict meditative and fasting schedule to appreciate them.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Thanks for posting them a few days before Yom Kippur, and a few weeks before Ramadan. At least some of us will be able to derive full pleasure from them

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Thanks to the new kaddar2 for making this possible.
[Click to view comic: 'CC213: Boring Conversations On The Moon']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'CC 213: Take Your Pick (I used all 9)']

Mine sucks.

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

Time to close the forums.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'CC 213: Extra Value Meal']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Hic!']

(the strip is based on cc209...the other two rules are obvious)

[Click to view comic: 'This just in (boorite's mouth)...']

That isn't as much a comic as a heads up.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Judging is imminent. Coupla hours, say 17:00 EST.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You have another 24 hours to enter, by request.

Meanwhile, while you are waiting, some explanations of the so-called rules.

1. CC rules when you joined - shamelessly stolen from Kajun's Comic Cup X Rules; it deserved a bigger audience. Please Vote in the semi-finals and finals of Comic Cup X.

2. Stripcreator reg opens a fast food shop - boorite did some really hella funny strips on fast food in Comic Showcase.

3. Palindromes/rhyme - I like palindromes/ another Lolita League rule.

4. Stickman is President/PM - Came up with this as a rule for the Lolita League which I'm running in Kajun's abscence. My favourite rule.

5. Absinth - Suggested when I was on #stripcreator by either Chooby, Chi_The_Cynic or choadwarrior I think...

6. kaddar chimp on the moon - again, overheard on #stripcreator, conversation between brad and kaddar that mentioned "Astrochimp!" Way to pre-empt reality!

7. The 3 phrases to use:
- "It was like that when I got here!" - One of Homer Simpson's 3 little phrases to get through life
- "A Series of Unlikely Explanations" - The name of a spaceship from an Iain M. Banks novel
- "I've been converted to penis!" - Long story, female friend of mine said it once, sounded suitably stripcreator smutty to include as a rule.

8. Film titles colliding - Original (I think)

9. video game character - original again (I think)

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Damn...if I had known you were going to extend the contest, I would have made this one compliant. I'm placing it here as a diversion only:

[Click to view comic: 'J'aime Aussi la Fée Verte']

[Click to view comic: 'P.S. Absinth, monkey on moon']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.