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CC 213: Outland With A Monkey In It What Makes Puns by KungChiFu 9-30-03

It was like that when I got here: It's true... absinth DOES make the heart grow fonder.

Either way, not so hot.

Non-mention, here I come!

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

CC 213: (Based on 202) Good people are hard to find by lukket 9-30-03

Otto! Yes? You called Mr. President. Are you aware that your name is the same when you say it backwards. I didn't realize that. How does it sound when you say it backwards, then? Otto! Yes? You called Mr. President.

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CC 213: Mortal Kombat vs. All The President's Men by Chi_The_Cynic 9-30-03

..and so then Uncky Rehnquist tells me I did win after all! How 'bout dat, Uncky Dick? Jus' you remember all those promises you made, ma' boy I am Raiden, God of Thunder! Please excuse my inappropriate French accent and alarming squint! It says here dat I promised you dominion over all the peoples of Earth... I really dun' remember sayin' dat, Mr. Raiden, sir FATALITY! DOWN FORWARD LEFT PUNCH!

CC 213: Planet of the Apes versus Soylent Green by mmyers 10-01-03

So...here I am...the 1st chimp on the moon in the year 2025. Waitaminute, this isn't the moon...it's Earth. You fucking morons! YOU BLEW IT UP! YOU BLEW...no wait, there's a fast food restaurant. Welcome to Kajun Burger, in the year 2025. Have a Kajun Burger on the 'ouse. Oh, Kajun, how cruel Father Time has been to your once bashful good looks. *munch**munch* You fucking moron! YOU MADE IT OUT OF HAGUS! YOU MADE IT OUT OF HAGUS! Actually, it's people, it's made from people. AH, I guess it's not soo bad.

The CC when I joined was the one for the year 2025. Since he's not technically on the moon, my other two compliancies are the fast food chain and the movie titles.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 213: Dr. Strangelove - or how I learned to stop Shining by lukket 10-01-03

I'm elected President? Hey, cool. Still no news on the hostage situation in the Whitehouse Hey! What's up? A madman has taken control over the white house. He says something about "the bodily fluids being corrupted by the absense of Absinth". He's hacked up the Bush twins too. It sounds like Jes_Lawson. I understand it all better now. I must go in and do meet my destiny. You'll fit right into his hallucinations.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

(insert loads of swearing)

My last comic has a "do" that shouldn't be there. Please disregard it :-/

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Mmmmm. I can't get me enough of that tasty Hagus.

CC 30 + 183: Special Movie Hybrid Edition: Love Is ... by kaufman 10-01-03

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure vs. Back to the Future ... Letting the other dude jam Johnny B. Goode, so his father can get the bodacious babe and he can be born. ... Letting the other guy jam Johnny B. Goode, so he can seduce your mom, take her home, ace the final, and save the world. Castaway vs. Scooby Doo ... A volleyball with a face on it, and HEY, GIVE ME BACK MY WILSON! ... Rancin ron ra rall ror rotza rooby racks! Titanic vs. The Crying Game ... Buying that special someone a rock the size of THAT FUCKIN' ICEBERG THAT'S ABOUT TO HIT US! I've been converted to penis!

(of course Rocker1 and Rocker2 are different characters ...)

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I was 93% sure that I had misspelled hagus/haggis, but I'm sort of the Picasso of strip making.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 213: Triplicate by NeoVid 10-01-03

It's an honor to see you at Tacover My Head, Mr President! I'm in the mood for something different. If you want different, you could try our Burger Thing. No one knows what it is... No, even more different... I'm looking for something that doesn't exactly come from an animal... ...And that's when I knew we'd need the wooden badger.

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Potato Durden meets Moon Monkey by ObiJo 10-01-03

Greetings, tiny simian. I am Potato Durden. gook gook YOU WATCH YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH! gook racecar gook Racecar? gook gook

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

CC 213: Le Patron Est Devenou fou! by jes_lawson 10-01-03

Jackson! Why wasn't I warned about this sooner? Deploy the National Guard! Ramp up our Alertedness Level to Undulating Magenta status! Sir, that's a flyer for the Washington State circus! Oh Christ, that's even worse! Midgets! Carnies! That's it, America! I'm moving to sunny Acapulo with my favourite claw hammer! Oooookaaaaaay.... ...and then he drank a bottle of absinth and spun around on the Oval Office floor for an hour making "Whoop whoop whoop" noises! How many times did I tell you we should have backed Dean, jackass?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Took me awhile to do this CC, haha.. well here goes nothing!

CC213: When You Need Absinth The Most by Matchbook_Romance 10-01-03

Hey Match, welcome to Umfumdisi Burger biatch, where if you finish all your food, you'll need turbo lax. Can I get one large fry, a ham sandwich on rye, hold off on any flies, don't leave a between-the-legs surprise, and alcohol that shuts my eyes. How about some absinth? I think I'll pass. Somewhere... Boy, I could use some absinth to liven up this bananna.

Potato Durden and Moon Monkey in "Taco Stand de l'amour!" by ObiJo 10-02-03

Three years later, Potato Durden and Moon Monkey having fallen madly in love, they open up a Lunar Taco Stand. gook gook gook gook racecar gook racecar gook racecar I'm leaving you for Potato Donkey. GOOK!

These Potato Durden - Moon Monkey comics are absolute genius, you just have to be on a strict meditative and fasting schedule to appreciate them.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Thanks for posting them a few days before Yom Kippur, and a few weeks before Ramadan. At least some of us will be able to derive full pleasure from them

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Thanks to the new kaddar2 for making this possible.

CC213: Boring Conversations On The Moon by umfumdisi 10-02-03

Wow, the sky up here reminds of my favorite video game--Galaga. What's your favorite? I always liked Pengo... Sweet--a blue diamond! I don't remember that one. What's your favorite instrument? A butt tuba!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 213: Take Your Pick (I used all 9) by SinatraFonzarelli2 9-28-03

"I've been converted to penis!" OMG IF OPEEND UP AE FAT FUD STORE DNA ALL AZNS DNA FAG0RTS R BAEND!!!1 Also, I'm really a poodle in a costume. Apoclypse Now vs. Blackula! Absinth InajiraarijanI Hi! I'm Q-Bert! And the Oscar goes to SinatraFonzarelli2 I've been elected Prime Minister of Japan! Take that, Junichiro Koizumi! Also, I'm really a bag of kittens with a head. Hey cool, I'm on the moon

Mine sucks.

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I LICKED HORSERADISH SAUCE OFF HITLER'S MUSTACHE! Also the Wolfman.

Time to close the forums.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

CC 213: Extra Value Meal by BigEvilDan 10-02-03

Hey, check it out. I got some x-ray specs in my Crabby Meal. Neat, Bob. Do they work? Yeah, I can even see through your clothes. What's that in your-- I've been converted to penis! Ewww. When did this happen? You weren't the only one to buy a Crabby Meal. They've got some weird prizes.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Hic! by AccentuateNegative 10-03-03

Hey, you're the first repeat customer to Jes's Absinth Shack. You must have enjoyed it. I like how you can get really drunk, but maintain focus and clarity. Unfortunately, my friends prefer other liquors. Dude! What are you doing in my bedroom? I've been converted to penis. Luckily for him, I never converted to fatass.

(the strip is based on cc209...the other two rules are obvious)

This just in (boorite's mouth)... by ObiJo 10-03-03

Good evening and welcome to Channel 3 News. Leading off our stories tonight - boorite sucks miles and miles of cock. He sucks so much cock in fact that scientists are using the semen he imbibes to refine the mass conservation laws down to four decimal places. P.S. Absinth, monkey on moon.

That isn't as much a comic as a heads up.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Judging is imminent. Coupla hours, say 17:00 EST.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You have another 24 hours to enter, by request.

Meanwhile, while you are waiting, some explanations of the so-called rules.

1. CC rules when you joined - shamelessly stolen from Kajun's Comic Cup X Rules; it deserved a bigger audience. Please Vote in the semi-finals and finals of Comic Cup X.

2. Stripcreator reg opens a fast food shop - boorite did some really hella funny strips on fast food in Comic Showcase.

3. Palindromes/rhyme - I like palindromes/ another Lolita League rule.

4. Stickman is President/PM - Came up with this as a rule for the Lolita League which I'm running in Kajun's abscence. My favourite rule.

5. Absinth - Suggested when I was on #stripcreator by either Chooby, Chi_The_Cynic or choadwarrior I think...

6. kaddar chimp on the moon - again, overheard on #stripcreator, conversation between brad and kaddar that mentioned "Astrochimp!" Way to pre-empt reality!

7. The 3 phrases to use:
- "It was like that when I got here!" - One of Homer Simpson's 3 little phrases to get through life
- "A Series of Unlikely Explanations" - The name of a spaceship from an Iain M. Banks novel
- "I've been converted to penis!" - Long story, female friend of mine said it once, sounded suitably stripcreator smutty to include as a rule.

8. Film titles colliding - Original (I think)

9. video game character - original again (I think)

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Damn...if I had known you were going to extend the contest, I would have made this one compliant. I'm placing it here as a diversion only:

J'aime Aussi la Fée Verte by choadwarrior 10-03-03

I can't believe you just spent $168.44 on two small bottles of absinth. Is it really worth it? I'm trying to find the elusive green fairy. One bottle later... Close, but you aren't green. Two bottles later... You're green, but you aren't a fairy. Phew...my secret is safe.

P.S. Absinth, monkey on moon by ObiJo 10-03-03

The extension to this comic contest has presented us American stripcreators with a FASCINATING opportunity. We have set up a live video feed to Britain! To communicate with our fellows over there - to observe their subtle cultural differences, to drink in their belief systems, to know the minutia of their country - it's truly awe inspiring. And now, with no further adieu, we present to you - Stripcreator Britain on Live Video Feed! Good evening, America! Leading off our news tonight - boorite sucks kilometers and kilometers of cock.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.