Remember that scene from Revenge of the Nerds where they're all playing poker and the Japanese guy says, "I sink I have frush." Then Booger says, "What the fuck is a frush?"

Well, what the fuck is a frape?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

If only I could award skagg points for his wonderful dis toward crabby. But I can't. I'm gonna have to vote for Drexle.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm going to vote for Drexle and then have a frappe.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Buchanan

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sure, waste your vote. You sound like you believe that one person's vote can't make a difference at this point.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Well, five votes out of nine went to Drexle, so he's victorious. That was a quick round. That's good; we're trying to avoid the complaints about slowness that plagued the last Cup.

No word from LadyJ yet, so we'll skip ahead to...

Round 3: NastyPope vs. Spankling

1. The strip must take place in a video game. I mean a real video game, one that's been published and played and whatnot. You'll probably want to make this obvious. That might be as simple as putting the name of the game in the strip's title, or it might not.

2. The strip or one of its characters must make light of the (real or imagined) customs, laws, or traditions of some (real or imagined) country.

3. Counting the narration and left and right dialogue boxes for all three panels, there are a total of nine text boxes that could potentially be used in a strip. Your strip must use exactly five. Which five is up to you.

As before, good luck and please post your strip within 48 hours.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Well, rules are rules!!!

Gloating? Me? Never!!! by Drexle 7-29-01

Raaaarrrrr! Drexle rip skagg a new asshole!!! RAAAARRRRR!!! DOUBLE THE PLEASURE, DOUBLE THE FUN FOR TOBOR!!!

My vote goes to Drexle.

Oh wait it doesn't matter anymore.

In that case, I vote for crabby.

Not.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The Sims: Gynecological Expansion Pack by NastyPope 7-29-01

Wow, Gina, you look like you're in pain. What seems to be the problem ? If you really must know, Paliacci, its that time of the month and I'm out of tampons. Oh, I see. Well in my home country of Italy, our women are a bit more... how shall I say it... robust. So they roll their own. Oh, wonderful, and where am I to get the material, fat boy ? You could use an old shirt, a stack of bandaids, Mittens the Cat, or my shoe. Pretty much anything with a string or tail should work.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I'm back from the con. Thank you for holding my match.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Diablo II... er... make that I breast by Spankling 7-30-01

FEAR MY WRATH! I, the Amazon Maura, will fight my way to the evil Diablo and CRUSH him once and for all! Hey that's great, really. But aren't you supposed to slice off one of those hooters first? I mean you ARE an Amazon, right? Don't want a mellon throwin' off your spear chuckin' arm... I've got a +15 sword of sharpness right here if you're up for it, tough girl. Is it too late to switch? Can I be a necromancer or something? And play with your food?

Yes, as legend has it, Amazon warrior women used to cut off one breast so that it wouldn't impede their spear throwing or bowmanship.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Good ones ... I cast my vote for Spankling.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Holy crap! Oh man, I'll get back to you guys later... this is a tough choice.

Like kaufman said, both were good, but I have to give my vote to Spankling. Good use of Maura's expressions, intelligent reference to ancient Mediterranean culture, at least one point of humor in every panel, and he managed to make all three rules come together so seamlessly that I had to go back and check on what they were to make sure he got them all. Well done indeed.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

the cat tampon swayed it for me

nastypope

i should have done a decent comic, then maybe id have gotten one vote

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I'll go with NastyPope. Besides the creative use of felines and footwear, I also liked the title.

Sorry, Spankster, but I don't really know anything about Diablo, so I didn't get the 3rd panel...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Necromancy: The craft of raising the dead. Just a joke about eating animated corpses. (sigh - nobody gets me.)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I know nothing about Diablo or The Sims, And even though I got the joke about eating corpses, I think I'm going to cast my vote for NastyPope. All other things being equal, twistedness sways my vote

I vote for myself. If I am not eligible to win, however, I'll vote for Spankling.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

My vote goes to NastyPope.

My vote is for spankling.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Interesting... A 4 to 5 vote so far in favor of the Pope. I'm not sure what the supreme ruler will have to say about Big Evil Dave jumping into the judging without waiting until the end of the round to be over. I'd prefer that his vote be counted because then it makes mine more cutting edge and exciting.

Anyhoo, I'm voting for NP, so it doesn't really matter anyway. That last panel cracked me up, especially the Mittens the Cat reference. Ha! Cat tampons, what will they think of next?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I actually made this earlier today, knowing I would need it after the cat/tampooon entry.

I Got Some Votes by Spankling 7-30-01

I got some votes? I got some votes! I GOT SOME VOTES! WHAAAAAHOOOOO!!! I GOT SOME VOTES! St down, Spanks. You lost again.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet