[Click to view comic: 'CC 225: Nine drummers dumbing']

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It's grime time.

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[Click to view comic: 'Eight Maids-a-Milking ...']
[Click to view comic: 'On the Twelfth Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me ...']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'On the 2nd day of Christmas, Grandma got for me...']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 225: On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my PayPal sent to me']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

So far we do not have a rules-compliant 11th day of Christmas. I liked EvilZak's, but let me clarify something in the rules for you. We are going to post one of each of the days of Christmas to make a complete series, which is why serieses weren't allowed. Those will be your ultimate honorable mentions. From that series, one selected will be the winner. Merry Christmas!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
[Click to view comic: 'CC 225: A Cartridge in a Bare Me']

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
[Click to view comic: 'CC225: Four Falling Turds']

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
[Click to view comic: 'CC225: Eleven Pipers Piping']

Also, on the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
[Click to view comic: 'CC 225: Eleven Diapers Wiping']

I'm particularly proud of the first two, and I posted TWO eleventh day comics, chicka!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'On the twelfth day of Christmas Chicka got the news']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'What the Six Geese are really doing']

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Get it right!

[Click to view comic: 'Who? Me Bitter?']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I haven't read all the entries yet, so I apologize if kaufman already beat me to it. (I also apologize for errors in content -- football ain't really my thing...)

[Click to view comic: 'Swann's a-Swimmin'!']

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: '5 Golden Teeth, buh-bump-bump-bump']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'hippies buy me beer on christmas!']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

[Click to view comic: 'CC225: Eleven Pimpers Pimping']

[Click to view comic: 'Six Geeks a geeking']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

(With apologies to mmyers, whose 6th day title gave me the idea for this strip.)

[Click to view comic: 'Six Geeks a-Slaying']

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 225: Five Onion Rings']

"Five onion rings" comes from Garfield's "12 Days" parody.

Here they are, the winners of each numbered catagory:
These double as your honorable mentions, so feel honored.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true strippers gave to me and kitty:
[Click to view comic: 'CC 225: On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my PayPal sent to me']
[Click to view comic: 'CC225: Eleven Pimpers Pimping']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 225: Ten Lords A-leaping']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 225: Nine drummers dumbing']
[Click to view comic: 'H8 Maids A-Milking']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: '7 kaufmans punning']
[Click to view comic: 'What the Six Geese are really doing'] (Sorry kitty, I believe this one is much better)
[Click to view comic: 'CC 225: Five Golden Rings To Rule Them All']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 225: Four Calling Birds']
[Click to view comic: 'CC225: Three French Hens']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'On the 2nd day of Christmas, Grandma got for me...']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 225: Gift of the Magi']

And we didn't agree on the winning entry, but we did agree on the winner himself. Congrats Dan, you possess true holiday spirit. Merry Christmas all, and I hope you find happiness under among all the shiny things and sweet things. And Merry Christmas from kitty as well.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Oh god no, a Dan contest. We're doomed.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.