We oughta wash your mouth out with Lifebuoy, boinky...

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I didn't say it.

You know how people call it X-mas? Does that mean we can say Jesus X? I worship X!

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Jesus X was his name after he converted to Islam.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

And after the Eleventh Coming, he'll be Jesus XI.

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And very very tired.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I thought it was because the dude's on a big cross thing, and an X sort of is a cross.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Oh ffffuuuuuddddddgggggeeeeee.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

And very very tired.

:D

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Sex Piano.

In Latin, X = Christos = Christ. (roughly. I know little in latin, and this is a really uneasy explaination)

It's all the same damn thing. It's just morons who don't believe in something, want to censor it, and go about writing the word in another language.

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X as a symbol for Christ actually comes from the Greek letter chi (Christ in Greek is Xristos). It was first used as an abbreviation for Christ in "IXOYE," (OK, I can't get SC to display Greek characters, so "IXOYE" is not really correct--the "O" should be a theta and the E should be a sigma; just pretend) which is commonly seen these days on those Jesus fish thingies people put on their cars. "IXOYE" is Greek for "fish" but it was used as an acronym for a phrase to the effect of "Jesus Christ, son of God, savior." Early Christians used "IXOYE" as a code word to avoid persecution.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled sodomy...

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Now they use "priesthood".

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

X as a symbol for Christ actually comes from the Greek letter chi (Christ in Greek is Xristos). It was first used as an abbreviation for Christ in "IXOYE," (OK, I can't get SC to display Greek characters, so "IXOYE" is not really correct--the "O" should be a theta and the E should be a sigma; just pretend) which is commonly seen these days on those Jesus fish thingies people put on their cars. "IXOYE" is Greek for "fish" but it was used as an acronym for a phrase to the effect of "Jesus Christ, son of God, savior." Early Christians used "IXOYE" as a code word to avoid persecution.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled sodomy...

Shit. I thought I was a little closer than that. I'd heard all that. At first I thought "Roman", but then I remembered something about X being "Christos" in Latin, and also I think part of it came from the Romans & Greeks getting mixed up in my head too easily when it comes to language.
I do know that the "Jesus Fish" was originally a pagan worship symbol, meant to sybolize the "yonni" (sp?) (No, NOT Yanni!), otherwhise known as "Cunt", but was later adopted by early christians as a symbol to identify eachother. One would draw one half of the fish, and the other would complete it.

Christmas and Easter are pagan too. You fucking heathens.

h4w. Just the Catholics though.

Ministers get their knobs gobbled by cheap hookers.

And their wives sometimes.

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Easter is nothing BUT pagan. Easter is a fertility goddess, sometimes considered a goddess of the harvest as well. The Saxons in Northern Europe worshipped Easter, originally called 'Eostre', was adopted by the Judeo-Christian contingent to elicit more attendance and coversion.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That would be the Christian contingent alone. The phonetically closest thing the Jews celebrate in the first quarter of the year is Esther, which is a completely different kettle of hamentaschen.

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Really? What's the story behind Esther? I'm not looking to dispute anything, I like to learn about religious mysticism and mythology. Esther isn't actually on the Jewish Calendar, though, is it?

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Well, Esther isn't the name of a holiday. But she's one of the heroes of the story of Purim (so much of one, they named a book of the Bible after her), which usually comes about a month before Easter.

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Another Jewish holy day near Easter is It Could Have Been Better Friday, right?

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