o_o its troooooo....

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I'm not exactly the authority on this, but I think the point of Cowboy Physics is that the first cowboy is talking about something that the other cowboy has never heard of. Some Canadians know in-depth physics. So... make socialized medicine and freedom fries jokes!

Canadian Physics, But Better by possums 1-18-04

So I was settling junior's health care bills when someone offered me some French Fries. I says, hey, where are we, Paris or New York? Hehe he! Paying for health care? What the fuck are you talking aboot?

of course, I'm the same guy who made 204526[/comic]] donkey physics, so mabye I should shut up.

You can do whatever the hell you want with the physics thing, but generally the punchline is 'What the fuck are you talking about?' And no other dialogue.

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I agree with Mikey. Donkey Physics was atrocious and I'd like the couple of seconds of my life that you just stole from me back, but the "improved" Canadian Physics does have a clever punchline, though it was poorly articulated.

Yep.

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Diff'rent Strokes Physics by niteowl 1-26-04

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, Ha! Whatthefuckchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?

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Meh.

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Home Shopping Commercials Physics by NooniePuuBunny 1-31-04

First, a "need" is fabricated by executives to push a useless product. I got an idea! "The Gravitron Helper" for the rotor turbines that can't generate gravitrons by themselves! haha! Then that product is advertised on TV... ...It's only $19.95! Remember! Them rotor turbines aint gonna generate gravitrons by themselves! ooh! *picks up phone* ...which then parts fools from their money. Honey! I got us a great new product! Now our rotor turbines can generate gravitrons! What the fuck are you talking about?!! We don't have rotor turbines!

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Maura Stuart Physics by Jeanster 2-07-04

Today on Maura Stuart Living Today I'm going to show you how to generate gravitons using simple household rotor turbines. Generating gravitons. They're a good thing. What the fuck are you talking about?

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Limpet Physics by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 2-02-04

So then he said to me, "What are you, a limpet?" Haha! Limpet n. A marine gastropod mollusk having a conical shell and adhering to rocks of tidal areas. What the fuck are you talking about?

Sorry to intrude in a running gag as a respectable n00b who has kept quiet since September and has thus retained a n00b status, but I think this fit very well into my plotline.

Grr to my signature.
HTML only seems to work in the preview window... x_X

SCSI Physics by OMG_DaGmAr_6481987 2-07-04

So then I says, "That CMOS isn't gonna generate IDE devices by itself!" Haha! What the fuck are you talking about?

As my sister Noonie and I are tech geeks, I had to make a joke about this.

What the hell is a Dagmar?

For that matter, NooniePuuBunny? What the fuck are you talking about?

What is NooniePuu?

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What the hell is a Dagmar?

For that matter, NooniePuuBunny? What the fuck are you talking about?

What is NooniePuu?

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What the bloody hell is a Noonie?

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[u]Noonie[/u]-- a new random word I made up when I was incredibly bored (which happens often).

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I actually really liked that one.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

Oh. I used to make stuff up, too.

Schmootie Doo - A creature of dubious origins.
Briob - No definition as of yet
Fnern - A sneeze accidentally cut short by closing the mouth, causing strange nasal backlash.

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Why thank you, laughinginyourface. ^^; I tend to be my worst critic. And out of utmost respect, MikeyG, is there something wrong with my nickname?

I usually use the word "noonie" as an insult. For example: "Stefan is a noonie head."

As for the usage in my screenie...I just put random crap together.

The funny thing is...when I make up a word, my siblings usually know what I'm talking about when I use it in a sentence. >.>;

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noonie sound like the feeling of being ready for after lunch hanky-panky.

Feeling Noonie by Spankling 2-08-04

Just get back from lunch? How are you, Steve? I'm feeling kinda noonie. And I know just the thing! Follow me! Now I'm all sticky and I smell like fish. You? Hungry. Think I'll grab another sam-ich on my way back to work.

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That was a little too rated R for my taste, but I still applaud because it was funny.

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noonie sound like the feeling of being ready for after lunch hanky-panky.

Feeling Noonie by Spankling 2-08-04

Just get back from lunch? How are you, Steve? I'm feeling kinda noonie. And I know just the thing! Follow me! Now I'm all sticky and I smell like fish. You? Hungry. Think I'll grab another sam-ich on my way back to work.

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whimper... snifff...

oh yeah?

snifff... whimper...

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:( NUU! DUNT CRY!

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Then maybe I can take a little comfort by snuggling my head right...

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Or maybe not. Nevermind.

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