Holy Shit, ObiJo, yours was pretty fucking brilliant, I must say.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Things to Say']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst things to say in the boss' office']

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things to Say 2']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things to Say 3']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things to Say 4']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mikey, in the words of the infamous Porkins "Stay on target... stay on tar-AAAAUGH!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'Worse Things To Say In Your Boss's Office']

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things To Say To Your Female Boss']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Marry me!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Every so often, I like to insult as many people as possible with a three panel comic.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst #3: Three times the offence...I mean office.']

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Nah, I'm more of a casual sex kinda guy.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things To Say']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things to Say in....']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things to Say 2']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things to Say 3']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This is poor, but I wanted to have a go.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst thing to say to your boss: remixed']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Well, we have some very funny entries so far, but I think there's a problem with people misunderstanding the rules...

1) The topic of the contest (in this case "in the boss' office") is the setting for all the comics to be entered. It is the only thing that really changes between contests.

2) I didn't make this completely clear, but perhaps the rules will be better observed under the winner of this contest. You need to put your comics into the form of quotes said by one person. Not dialogue. The point is something really stupid to say or do in the situation. You can set it up a little bit, but it's really best to do something like this: "Hey, your daughter is hot!" or "I wanted to ask if we could get a faster connection, I can download porn fast enough!".

3) There is no 3.

On with ye then.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things To Say In Your Boss's Office']

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1) The topic of the contest (in this case "in the boss' office") is the setting for all the comics to be entered. It is the only thing that really changes between contests.

2) I didn't make this completely clear, but perhaps the rules will be better observed under the winner of this contest. You need to put your comics into the form of quotes said by one person. Not dialogue. The point is something really stupid to say or do in the situation. You can set it up a little bit, but it's really best to do something like this: "Hey, your daughter is hot!" or "I wanted to ask if we could get a faster connection, I can download porn fast enough!".

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They're closer, but Ivy's comic has been the best "follow the rules" comic I've seen yet.

Yours were quite funny, it's just that "World's Worst" is meant to be a snippet of something. I'll look past all this for this contest, but I hope these guidlines will be followed for the next contest.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst things to say in your boss' office']
[Click to view comic: 'Worst things to say in your boss' office']

[Click to view comic: 'WW3: Call him...the Shredder!']

I think yelling the word "DELETED" in the context of working on computer stuff is a fairly bad thing to say.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things to say in your Boss' Office.']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

All take heed of niteowl's entry. This is what we're looking for. Though, you guys can use more than one panel :D

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things to say in your Boss' Office']

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Poop.

Eight one-liners to thrill and amuse you, especially because you've set the boss' office on fire...

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office): You're fired!']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office II): Fired with enthusiasm.']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office III): Flaming Tongues']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office IV): You're fired...again!']

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office V): You're fired yet again!']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worse #3 (Boss' Office VI): You're fired fired!']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office VII): Nazi Firing Squad']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst #3 (Boss' Office VIII): Firewall!']

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst/Boss's Office - Movie Edition']

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst/Boss's Office - SC Edition']

I made more. Yup.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst Things to Say in the Boss' Office 2']
[Click to view comic: 'Worst Things to Say in the Boss' Office']
[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things to Say in Boss' Office']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.