Milly Vanilly definitely belongs there. no if's and's or but's.

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Declan Galbraith - His voice makes me want to break open my own skull with a claw hammer...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I fucking HATE DESPISE WILL DESTROY (you pick) Linkin Park. The only song i liked was that first song of theirs "crawling". It was pretty good, but then all teir other stuff...TErrible. Actually, there was this one song of there's where I SWEAR they stole it out of my head. The tune anyways.

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I think this guy considers himself a rebel for hating what the masses like - but sometimes the masses like things for a reason. I'll admit that much popular music is crap, but for the most part this guy is just insulting the popular bands that actually hold some musical merit. And some of his arguments don't make sense; did he say that Hendrix can't play the guitar?

Who is this person?

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Rush is technically accomplished, sure. But have you noticed that almost no woman on Earth can listen to them? Something about women's hearing range and those high-pitched screechy vocals?

Journey sure sucked a fat one. Horrible material, bloated, bottom-heavy, plodding arrangement and production. And I think Steve Perry was a great vocalist. What a waste.

Contrastingly, Led Zeppelin is a great band which is mostly ruined for me by Robert Plant's vocals. Sure, terrific pipes, but the stylings make my skin crawl.

Same goes for U2. Bono: Stop moaning, you prick.

As for bands that have been popular but that I can attest were simply awful, the Goo-Goo Dolls come to mind. Saw them live. Not so much a performance as a barrage of undifferentiated noise. Zero talent on that stage.

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And I've always wanted to meet the chick from No Doubt so I could say, "Don't sing it 'cause it sucks."

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Gwen Steffani should learn sing out of her mouth instead of her nose.

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Poop.

I like Rush, you philistine.

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I hate Rush's meandering guitar/keyboard riffs. Gwen Stefani sounds like that three-year-old who sings and whines at the same time. Candlebox, the fucking lead singer is TONE DEAF! I never liked P.O.D., but their songs used to have cohesion. Now it's just the lead singer screaming shit repeatedly over some mediocre-at-best baselines and guitar riffs. I love Zeppelin, and even RObert Plant's glass-breaking screeches can't take away from their awesomeness. But there is one band that has always gotten under my skin:

Van Halen. Back when it was David Lee Roth, and every time I hear him, my nads flip over and suck up into my stomach. When he does his patented little 'screechy' thing, I want to pop him in the face with a fucking mike stand. Spammy Hagar was just meh and everything else afterwards was pure eructation. Their music itself is decent, but by no means great. I hate them.

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Rush is technically accomplished, sure. But have you noticed that almost no woman on Earth can listen to them? Something about women's hearing range and those high-pitched screechy vocals?

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Rush is technically accomplished, sure. But have you noticed that almost no woman on Earth can listen to them? Something about women's hearing range and those high-pitched screechy vocals?

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Noonie, besides loving Rush and hating Mozart, I like your style, missy.

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"WEEE ARE THE PRIESTS OF THE TEMPLES OF SYRINX!!!"

Tell me that's not screechy.

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what about those girl band/singers like Play, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, and Lillix? *puke*

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All of Mozart's works sound almost exactly the same. x_x; If ya wanna listen to something interesting, Wabern made some pretty interesting peices.

They fall under pop...and they all want to make me vomit. Its a conspiaracy.

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Just for the record. Nickleback and all those other bands that are the exact same bloody band, need to fuck off and die.

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Poop.

Actually I thought that Load was a damn fine rock album. It was completely un-Metallica-like, but once I got over the surprise I found the album growing on me greatly.

Reload, on the other hand, was a dreary attempt bring back the old fanbase.

I've only heard one of the songs on St. Anger, and wasn't impressed. So perhaps by now the haircut induced suckiness has truly set in.

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I've also only heard one track from St.Anger, and I must say I did not like it at all. Not that I've ever been a big Metallica fan, but that St.Anger song really was crap. It sort of sounds like they were trying to ride the Linkin Park bandwagon (who also suck).

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Poop.

St. Anger is a huge attempt at bringing back the old fanbase. HUGE. They attempted to get some of the thrash back in their 'music'. Metallica sucks. Load blew. When people started listening to Lars Ulrich is where the problem began.

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