I'm sure some of you will remember sometime during my early years on stripcreator when i posted my anger towards the totally-wrong list of the 50 worst bands of all time in Blender Magazine. Well, I've found a worser one:

http://www.nothing-sacred.net/articles/033/

What are these fuckheads smoking? And where can I get some? If you've found a worst band list you think can top this disaster, post it here!

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It's grime time.

I'm pretty sure that's a joke list.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Well, I've found a worser one:

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Five BEST Bands Of All-Time:

5. Rubber Bands
4. Bandanas
3. Bain-de-Soliel
2. Band-Aid
1. Contraband

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Not to say that I agree with the list, but I am burnt out on the whole "Classic Rock" genre that many of these guys fall into. After I've heard a Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd song about 80,000 times or so, it starts to lose some of its charm. It's sad to think of all the new bands that go unheard while the local arm of Conglomo Media tries to keep us "Comfortably Numb" with the same stuff we've been listening too for almost a generation now.

I guess that has nothing to do with the accuracy of the list, except that I'm not really as bothered to hear somebody harshing on Floyd as I might have been 15 years ago.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I was never a big fan of Dylan, and Limp Bizkit definitely belongs there, but just about everyone else didn't belong there.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

i don't like evanescence. *is talking out of turn*

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You know you totally missed me!

The Darkness are the worst band of all time.

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Five BEST Bands Of All-Time:

5. Rubber Bands
4. Bandanas
3. Bain-de-Soliel
2. Band-Aid
1. Contraband

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I hope to hell that list is a joke, otherwise this guy is a fucking moron.

The only band that deserved to be on that list is Limp Bizkit.

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Poop.

No, Oasis is.

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It's grime time.

Nuh-uh! Candlebox is the worst band EVAR.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Yeah, Limp Bizkit sucks and so does Hoobastank.

Hoobastank. Yeah, they definitely suck ass. It sounds the way a friend of mine asks "Whose butt stinks?"

Hoo-buh-stank?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Well, if you want to hear a bad band, listen to my school's symphonic band. It's no wonder I am 1st chair euphonium.

Antonio Banderas.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yeah, I think Mikey's got it. I had the misfortune of seeing them live once (opening for Rush). Awful, awful, awful, awful, awful...

That said, I'd also like to nominate Sugar Ray. If for nothing else, then for Mark McGrath's "annoying drunk frat boy who commandeers the mic and demands to sing Louie Louie" voice...

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I has a flavor!

Yeah, I'm going to second the Sugar Ray nomination. Besides the voice, there are the nonsensical, pseudointellectual lyrics. Add to that his sneering, leering, rat-face and I hate 'em. Yuck do I hate 'em.

And yes, I AM jealous that a spike-headed assmouth like Mark McGrath is considered good-looking by the ladies.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Don't forget Avril Laposer.

I also find many of today's generic rock bands to be extremely annoying (Nickleback, Default ect.).

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Poop.

Bush sucks ass enough to definitely be there. (the band, not just the president)

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i want to piss on you

Hilary Duff

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

I think Rush is one of the worst bands of all time.

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Tout le monde est merde!!!

One of the most pretentious, yes. But I kinda like some of the music. But, as I am wont to do, I prefer the ultra-slick keyboardy stuff they did in the 80s... y'know, the stuff most of their fans hate...

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I has a flavor!

*cracks knuckles*...Good thing this thread is in FGH.

Rush is the best band EVER, IMO.

And actually UE, most of us hardcore Rush fans don't hate the keyboard era, it's just we prefer the older stuff (2112, Hemispheres, Permanent Waves, Moving Pictures, etc). Personally, I think Hold Your Fire is a wonderful album.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

As for the list...Limp Triscuit is the only band who deserves to be there, although I agree with his assessment that Kiss isn't very talented musically. However, they aren't that bad to warrant being on any worst band list.

I'm guessing that the author is probably a punk fanboy, which pretty much shoots down any kind of credibility he may think he has as far as judging music goes. He should've just said, "This is MY list of Top 10 worst bands." instead of, "I'm going to set in stone the Top Ten Worst Bands of All Time so you see what you should not be buying."

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Think classy, you'll be classy.