I can't sleep again...

Science boldly marches on... by wirthling 8-26-01

Believe it or bite me! Scientists in Sweden have successfully cloned goats! Even their mother can't tell them apart! Believe it or bite me! Scientists in Sweden have successfully cloned goats! Even their mother can't tell them apart! Believe it or bite me! Scientists in Sweden have successfully cloned goats! Even their mother can't tell them apart! Believe it or bite me! Scientists in Sweden have successfully cloned goats! Even their mother can't tell them apart! Believe it or bite me! Scientists in Sweden have successfully cloned goats! Even their mother can't tell them apart! Believe it or bite me! Scientists in Sweden have successfully cloned goats! Even their mother can't tell them apart! But your mama likes me best!

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Spelling, Schmeling!

Kaufmgnip's accept this entry or bite me by kaufman 8-26-01

Evil_d's system clock is 20 minutes slow. It is 9:57 PM Will be your icon for food. Technically, if DexX is working on your character image, and you just got in from a long weekend away, you are exempt from deadlines. Rules are made to be broken. Your mom's vow of celibacy? Ha ha ha ha ha! And a thressome, no less!

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A solid bunch of quality comics, if you ask me, which, since I'm running the contest, I guess you did. Thanks to all who participated.

Kaufman, your late entry was accepted, but it still didn't win. ;)

A very close Honorable Mention goes to habnem for C.C. LVI: AMAZING!! -- even though there are certain things I just don't need to know about my fellow strippers -- I very much enjoyed the humor of the first two panels.

But the winner this time around is itsclark for CC 56: Amazing Goat Sex -- I mean FACTS! It was, as they say, elegant in its simplicity. It made creative use of backgrounds and snuck the "your mom" joke in just when I was expecting we wouldn't see it at all. And, most importantly, it made me laugh the hardest.

Congratulations, itsclark. It's your show now.

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Congratulations, itsclark. It's your show now.

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Yes, yes, yes! My foot's in the door. Now for a later entry that will win... :-)

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i guess it's still just a bit too early in my career... ):

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

This bodes ill. I've not won, and I've been making strips since March. But I've only entered three contests, and I'd say zero out of three ain't bad.

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This brings to mind another theory that's been posited...

That most people win Comic Contests early in their stripping careers, and then suffer a long dry spell before another win. I know you can attest to this, evil_d, and it's been 10 contests since my first win (and 20 contests since I started entering). Any other annecdotal offerings?

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Some of them are well-done.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Mmmmmh...I've only just started my striping carreer, does that mean I'll win CC57?
*everyone laughs*
What? What?

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

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Mmmmmh...I've only just started my striping carreer, does that mean I'll win CC57?
*everyone laughs*
What? What?

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crickets?

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

He meant (*sound of cricket bats, beating you about the head*).

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yes, yes, yes! My foot's in the door. Now for a later entry that will win... :-)

CC 55: Belated or Bite Me by kaufman 9-20-01

True fact: "Goat" is an anagram of "toga", which is interesting because you never see goats in ancient rome. Veni feta vici! "Robert Anson Heinlein" is an anagram of "Tobor in inn: hen sealer" RAAAAR! TOBOR IS A HARSH MISTRESS. True fact: Contestants on "Let's Make a Deal" whose parents are alive are far more likely to select the goat over the car than orphans. I'll trade the box for what's behind the curtain. Baaaaaa, your mother sends her greetings!

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That made not the least shred of sense. You win. Unfortunately, since the sequence of Comic Contests has already continued, this new development splits the timeline (and misnumbering your entry only complicated matters), so you will have to hold your CC57 in the fifth dimension.

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You knew this was coming ...

CC 57A: Ladies and Gentlemen: The Fifth Dimension! by kaufman 9-20-01

o/` When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with ... OOOK! Ugh, I feel sick, like my insides are being ripped apart. What's happening to me? Just my luck, I'm in the intestine. Ok, here's the deal. For CC 57A: Pick a musical act and do a Being John Malkovich kind of thing inside them!

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CC 57A: Stage shows in the fifth dimension... by DexX 9-20-01

I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair, and send him on his- Gah! Brain... hurts!! Oh no! Mr Greenspan! What's wrong? Quick! Call an ambulance! Rehearsal is cancelled! This is really cool! If I look inside this elephant's rectum, I can look right inside Alan Greenspan's brain! He was rehearsing for his role in South Pacific... Uh... say again? Did you say Alan Greenspan was rehearsing for South Pacific? Of course. Here in the fifth dimension, Alan Greenspan is the top-selling musical artist in the world! KAUFMAN!!! I WANNA GO HOME!!!

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