I haven't laughed this hard at a stripcreator comic in a longass time.

That kicked ass. Several kinds of ass.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Continuing in my attempts to select unconventional "machines" to talk to in these comics...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 57: Jet Lag']

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HAHAHAHA!

There's the old ObiJo we know and love!

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I don't know -- the idea of an angry telephone saying "Ring MOTHERFUCKER Ring" and then acting like a jealous girlfriend (I especially liked how the phone turns its back on the guy) was enough to make me shoot milk out my nose. And I wasn't even drinking milk at the time!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I can see where one would confuse donkey semen with milk.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'GABE-BOT']

[Click to view comic: 'CC-LVII: It's so hard to be good...']

I really mangled that punchline... I really must edit more carefully when I reword dialogue... For those who care, it was meant to be, "Yeah, right! Okay, one more cone, then it's assignment time... Yep, last one for sure..."

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 57: Ruddy Glue']
I don't know what is the point in sending another 'cos I won't win but I thought it had a certain something.

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

WOW! Gabe-Bot is the scarier than Gabe! (and thats saying something!)
;-)

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Eh heh heh heh... man, I love puns (thereby proving all the suspicions about me).

Observe...

[Click to view comic: 'Zippy the punhead']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Anyway, my entry.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 57: Evil smartass technology']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Do you talk this way, too? Or does the moron in you only surface when you type?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'David Cronenberg's The Fly, alternate ending.']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

By the way, wirthling, your comic is the first stripcreator comic (besides one of my own) ever to grace the wall of my cubicle. Many people at work laughed at it.

I still chuckle at it.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[Click to view comic: 'waiting for rachel']

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I LIVE!

Nice one, apejuice! :)

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Gabe, I've been alienating myself. I am leaving for a couple of weeks to...well...loosen up! When I come back to the forums I shall change my sig. But should I get rid of my toilet-seat licking bit?

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

[Click to view comic: 'Quiz Shoo']

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Thats nice Kaufman.

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

OK, folks -- it's time to judge this puppy. I truely wish I could choose you all and take you all home with me and love you and hug you and call you "George". Unfortunately, only one of you can receive this coveted honor. But first...

Honorable mention to Kaufman (for multiple quality entries). I'd also like to acknowledge apejuice (keep 'em coming, please), Spankling and his powerful love-rocket, and a surprising entry by Crabby.

But the winner is Wirthling, for "You've Got Cancer". This one works at least passingly well on one level, and then brilliantly on another. It messes with my mind, and I love it!

So come here, you! Now get out of here! You've got a contest to run.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Bah, just missed it. Not that this one makes any sense, of course.

[Click to view comic: 'CC57 - Eliza, Mistress of the Dark']

LOL Andy. A subtle but worthy entry!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Some sucky rules for CC 58 will be posted shortly...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I decided not to overload this contest and post this one -- didn't think it quite made the grade (which means that according to the WTFTACITOCCTW, this one probably would have won). Still, I think I'll subject any of you still here to it now. After all, I memorized that 5-digit number for just this contingency.

[Click to view comic: 'Handyman']

hatever he uck hat cronym ited n he ther omic ontest hread as

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