I don't like that one. How about "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy submarines"?

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Legalize Love!

I don't like that one. How about "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy submarines"?

or "money cant buy happiness, but can buy dead horses for forensic purposes, and that's happiness, of a sort"

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

MATRIX : REGURGITATIONS by biped 4-10-04

I don't know who he was, either...he just ran through the house and out the back door... He appeared to be running away from someone...oh, well...have a nice day at the office... *POOF!* OMIGOD!!! What happened to George? Who are you? HEE-HAW!!! ME AGENT DOG ON BALL!!! WHERE AM NEO, BUTTFACE? BEEP-BEEP!!! But...but I thought it was just going to be a trilogy...!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I really don't like ur comics, if u want 2 see some comics that actually make sense visit my page by clicking my name.

I've already read all of your comics, and I think they're the best comics I've ever read.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ha! That's funny!

"LET'S EAT SHIT" by Goo-Goo and Ying-Yang by biped 4-12-04

Shit is good to eat...oh, boy. Especially from Pete...oh, joy. Because the shit that Pete emits...is yummiest of all the shits. Sally's shit is tasty, too! I eat it till my face turns blue! The shit she makes from Chinese food...is better than a pizza, dude! A shit buffet...that's what I love. Into my mouth, the shit I shove. I eat so much, I'm fit to bust...the British call it "upper-crust." So join me now...we'll eat some shit! Until we've eaten all of it! "You're full of shit," the folks will say...and we will say to them, "Hooray!" I wrote most of this poem. I added the part about eating shit!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm bumping this thread again because I like to periodically bump this thread.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm bumping this thread again because I like to periodically bump this thread again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You're an incredible fucking jerkoff, aren't you?

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What others say about boorite!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Bumping threads is so lame, I had to do it too.

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What others say about boorite!

If you had just said "fucking jerkoff", I would've said no.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

What if I had said Mr. Incredible Fucking Jerkoff?

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What others say about boorite!

I would've said, "That's my name, don't wear it out."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Can I be Elasta Bitch?

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What others say about boorite!

Yep.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm bumping this thread again because I like to periodically bump this thread again.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Yes, you are.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.