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Oh no...what have I begun...
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it shows up very poorly, but it was correct when I made it.

I present to you my latest series, The Scary House, which is composed of exactly 15 episodes.

It is somewhat cheesy and it involves a few stripcreator regulars including myself as the duck.

No further explanations will be given.

Here we go...

CC242: The Scary House (1) by codehappykid 4-29-04

A spooky haunted house! Nothing could possibly go wrong if I spent the night here! *pomp diddle diddle diddle diddle pomp diddle diddle diddle diddle pomp diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle pomp!* I hate that damned organ!

CC242: The Scary House (2) by codehappykid 4-29-04

Oh my god it's a church inside. What the hell. He whosoever doth speaketh profanes in my Father's house shall be thus in twain asundered! whoa dude this is your pad? sorry, I'll leave NO! First you must meet the Monster Who Will Bring Destruction!  uh  yes. I went there.

CC242: The Scary House (3) by codehappykid 4-29-04

Wow that was sure scary. I barely escaped with my life. Wait a minute... BRAINS! DCOM!? That's right, you cocky bastard! I'm going to kill you in the name of all that is not French! Ha! Little does he know that my army of endless comics awaits him at every turn!

CC242: The Scary House (4) by codehappykid 4-29-04

Oh hell how did I get here well, maybe dcom lost track of me I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Duck.

CC242: The Scary House (5) by codehappykid 4-29-04

phew, I'm glad I took the red pill. braaaaaaaaains, Mr. Duck... hahahahaha... oh no! What kind of demented, sick world is this?

[Click to view comic: 'CC242: The Scary House (6)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC242: The Scary House (7)']
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[Click to view comic: 'CC242: The Scary House (14)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC242: The Scary House (end of episode 1)']

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HALPUU!

Timmy's Amazing Adventure in N00b Hell by possums 4-29-04

OMG OMG OMG I LIEK TOTELLY OWNXORZ AT TEH SO-CALLUD STRIPCRAETREING OF YOR!!!!1! 1, 2, 3, 4... BWAHAHA!!!! I HAVE YOUR SOUL, NOW, TIMMY!!! Timmy?

Timmy's Amazing Adventure in N00b Hell II by possums 4-29-04

Boss, I brought that stupid kid you wanted. He went down easier than a whore on payroll. Exemplory, Death! You get 3 brownie points and a kitty treat. Now where is my victim? I AM 2 YUONG TO GO TO TEH N00b HELL!!!!11!! WER IS MY LAWYER?!?!?!!?1/1!?!1//1!? He's right here, boss... ...and I'm just going to have to assume that he really talks like this. Ready the furnaces!

Timmy's Amazing Adventure in N00b Hell III by possums 4-29-04

MISTOR KOFFMAN, PLZ LET ME GO. I, LIEK, HAV A LIEF TO LIEV!!! It's not a matter of whether it was your time to go or not... you violated major nettiquete rules and therefore must pay the ultimate price. Now, I'll give you a tour. Ever wonder where PunkkRoccPrincez ended up? I AM 2 PUNKK FOR YUO!!! NIGERRS AND JÃœZ ARE STPUID!!! WLL AT LEEST I AM NOT A NAZI!!!!!!!11!! Hentai freaks are banished here too, Timmy. Don't play innocent.

Timmy's Amazing Adventure in N00b Hell IV by possums 4-29-04

This is a star attraction of ours. Pornography was actually slightly amusing, but an offensive asshole. P0RN MAKS ME HAPPY IN MY PNATS!!! Are you scared yet, Timmy? MISTOR KOFFMAN, YUO SHUOLD AT LEEST C MY COMIX B4 U BURN ME 2 DETH. *sigh...* Very well. I'm in a pacifistic mood. ROLE TEH TAIP!

Dollars and Dimes For Nary a Mime (Timmy's Comic) by possums 4-29-04

o/ Fancy classical music o/ Pip, pip, Johnny-O! This money to you won't go- if you stall much more. Oh, right, you're a mime. You can't have dollars and dimes, at least not from me. o/ Bach o/ o/ Accordians o/

[Click to view comic: 'A Shocking Conclusion to a Rather Boring Plot Line!!!!']

Me, too!

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Glad to hear it.

A Grave Mistake by kaufman 4-30-04

At long last, our new house is completed. I can't wait to move in. Uh oh. What's the matter, honey? I think we built this place on an old Indian burial ground. We'd better tear it down and build our dream house somewhere else. What makes you say that? Look over here. It says, "Here lies Mahatma Gandhi's great-grandmother."

A Grave Mistake (4) -- Reality Intrudes by kaufman 4-30-04

eb tsum sihT .hgiS ilearsI dlo emos no dnuorg lairub ees em teL ?ilearsI drac taht The fourth row: We have Lithuania, Israel, Czech Republic, Fiji and Malawi checked off. BINGO! THAT'S RIGHT! You two are the first couple to complete a bingo, so you win the dream house. We'll find out where after these messages on Beach Burial Bingo!

A Grave Mistake (5) by kaufman 4-30-04

I'm so glad we finally got our house built, and not on some old, cursed burial ground. You can say that again. But are you sure we didn't build it on one? Absolutely. This is ancient Philistine territory. The Philistines didn't bury their dead. Really? What did they do? They cremated them. Aaaaah.

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Disclaimer: the following "story" is utterly pointless.

CC 242: BORN TO KILL part one by biped 4-30-04

Oh, my god! Guess again. Sorry for crashing through your front door like that. I like to make an entrance. What are you doing here? I am going to spawn a son here on Earth. And I've chosen you to give birth to him. Wow! That's a hell of a pick-up line! I trust you're taking me to dinner first, at least? I would, but I just took the liberty of eating your dog. How about some pie?

CC 242: BORN TO KILL part two by biped 4-30-04

WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! KILL YOURSELF. Yes, Kramien. It's for you, Kramien. Eat me. Mmm...okay! Heh-heh...GIDDY-UP! CRUNCH!!! CHEW!!! SLURP!!!

CC 242: BORN TO KILL part three by biped 4-30-04

Kramien, it's your turn for Show and Tell. Whoa, yeah! K-man likes Show and Tell! K-man's gonna knock your socks outta your ass today, baby! This is my pet, Scruffy! He kills and eats everyone who stands between me and world domination! Speak, Scruffy! Speak! GRRAAARRR!!! That's AWFUL! Get that horrible thing out of my classroom at ONCE! KILL 'ER, SCRUFFY!!! EAT 'ER ALIVE!!!

CC 242: BORN TO KILL part four by biped 4-30-04

Oh, my! I'm certainly not going to grade you very highly for this! GGRRRAAAARRR!!!! CRUNCH!!! CHEW!!! SLURP!!! YEAH! Feast, Scruffy, feast! Suck 'er down like a Junior Mint! Well, she's dead! Come on, kids, let's go play video games! YAY!!! KRAMIEN FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

CC 242: BORN TO KILL part five by biped 4-30-04

Hey, Kramien! The guys're havin' a keg party tonight! Let's go get shit-faced and try to pick up some girls! Leave K-man alone! K-man is busy using the internet to lay the groundwork for his future domination of the world! GAA-ha-ha!!! What a geek! Dude, you KILL me! No, YOU kill you. Yeah! ME kill me! For some reason, walking in front of a speeding train suddenly sounds so awesomely fucking COOL! Check ya later, GEEK! 'Bye. Say hi to Dad for me!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 242: BORN TO KILL part six by biped 4-30-04

Oh, I'm so PROUD of my widdle Kramien! Ruler of the entire world! King of all he surveys! Undisputed emperor of -- SHUT UP, MOM! OKAY, everybody! Go out and KILL!!! KILL each other!!! KILL yourselves!!! KILL EVERYTHING!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! KILL!!! Ah, what sweet music to mine ears. How my black heart swells to the point of bursting with the exquisite sin of pride as his melodious words flow like -- SHUT UP, DAD!

CC 242: BORN TO KILL part seven by biped 4-30-04

SHU -- YOU...tell...ME...to SHUT UP? YOU BET YOUR BIG, RED, FUCKING ASS, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS!!! NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! YAAAY!!! EVERYTHING'S BLOWIN' UP!!! EVERYBODY'S GETTIN' KILLED!!! COOL!!! FUCKING COOL!!! Well, everyone's dead...everything's destroyed. And now, I can just draw pictures of naked girls having sex with each other, and lay around jerkin' off to 'em all day long.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Okay. This thread has stagnated for days , so I'll cut off and judge now.

I really liked a lot of the entries, but only one can win. So...I'm going to get everyone's hopes up by naming everyone(that followed the rules) to give you an idea of what the hell was going through my head...and then disappoint everyone by choosing the one no one expected.

Shark_Energy had a great idea with the whole undead farm animals theme, and I liked the ending with the destruction of the remaining character.

Possums was a tad off track with the first french one, but N00b hell was hilarious.

Biped's take on the Anti-Christ in Born to Kill was really good, as was his take on the serial killer in Wednesday the 11th.

Kaufman made his way through the various burial grounds and even took advantage of photoshop to create the most pun-rific comic series.

Ausrotten's haunting tale of a guy and his idiot friend in the wrong place at the wrong time made for a very interesting story that had a good beat and looped well (not to mention, his use of exactly 13 comics amused me as well).

Unknown_Eric's older entry was great. A take on a classic sci-fi horror thriller in the form of penis replacement was a true boner-fied funny comic.

codehappykid and his series of a duck amok in a surreal tale of horror left me feeling like I had just read a series of a duck amok in a surreal tale of horror.

RedfeatheR introduced a simple yet interesting look at killing, with a surprise at the end of the box.

Priapism took a look at what makes every slasher movie tick and took a template like view at the world of death and dismemberment.

Now for the awarding:

The master of mayhem, the duke of demons, the baron of bludgeoning, the holy-one of horror, the king of...

ahhh skip it...

The evil genius of the hour is xxausrotten!!!

Although everyone made excellent comics, aus's was just a little bit better tasting. As I said, it was hard with such amusing entries. Everyone did a great job.

I wish you well on your new endeavor, aus. ^-^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

XD ill start a new one tonight or tomorrow. gosh this is so exciting!

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