o_o Nah. It's a tad disturbing that some people like them, but I'm okay with it. ^-^

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I also find your comics to be of the laughter-inducing variety.

I hope your life isn't too ruined.

---
Blue is the color of victory.

quote:

---

I also find your comics to be of the laughter-inducing variety.

I hope your life isn't too ruined.

---

quote:

---

quote:

---

I also find your comics to be of the laughter-inducing variety.

I hope your life isn't too ruined.

---

Oh, yeah? Well, I think your comics are funny too! Take that!

---

OH NO

I must commit hara-kiri, for my life has been forever tarnished.

---
Blue is the color of victory.

quote:

---

quote:

---

quote:

---

I also find your comics to be of the laughter-inducing variety.

I hope your life isn't too ruined.

---

Oh, yeah? Well, I think your comics are funny too! Take that!

---

Woah! thats harsh! ;_; take pity upon him. He knows not what he says!

---

quote:

---

Guys, you need to take a pill here and just calm down before more people are labeled "funny". We don't want to say anything we can't take back now.

---

quote:

---

quote:

---

Guys, you need to take a pill here and just calm down before more people are labeled "funny". We don't want to say anything we can't take back now.

---

Ha ha, very funny.

---

You have inspired me with your unfunny comics! XD I have learned new ways of unfunnyness!

A celebration I say!

Here is my homage to you:

A homage to biped by NooniePuuBunny 5-13-04

Check this baby out! DUDE! That new butcher's knife is killer! Yeah! And you know what the best part is? It came out of HITLER'S ASS! Yeah thats really cool-- HITLER'S ASS?! Yep! I just fed him some sheet metal and a wooden handle, and he shit out this shiny new butcher's knife!

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I laughed heartily when I read that. I hope you're not too disappointed.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

When I was typing it in, I laughed like a giddy school girl who found a copy of "Playgirl" hidden in her older sister's underwear drawer.

(I'm so ashamed.)

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Hitler's ass must have ruptured quite a few blood vessels by now.

---
Blue is the color of victory.

You know where Hitler's ass CAME from? It came out of his OWN ASS!!!

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You know where Hitler's ass CAME from? It came out of his OWN ASS!!!

Yep. In the beginning, Hitler's ass was a gaping hole. Then someone fed him the ass stem cells along with some fertilizer, and he shit out an ass.

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

A History Lesson by Gabu 5-13-04

Now class, we're going to learn about the Second World War. Do you know where Hitler came from? He came from HITLER'S ASS. That doesn't make any sense. Shut the hell up.

---
Blue is the color of victory.

Hitler's Ass Physics: The old and the new collide! by NooniePuuBunny 5-13-04

HITLER'S ASS isn't going to generate random fucked up objects by itself! Haha! What the fuck are you talking about? We feed Hitler gravitrons, and he SHITS out stuff we can use! Its how YOU were born!

The meaning of a comic sprite's life by NooniePuuBunny 5-13-04

I'm so happy to be part of this comic!! You know where I get the ideas for these comics? They come out of HITLER'S ASS! Thats great, and... HITLER'S ASS?! Yep! I feed him all the sprites and the vocabulary, and he SHITS out the comic ideas. So...whaddaya think about my comics?

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

The Hitler Bible, Genesis 1 by Gabu 5-13-04

The Hitler Bible, Genesis 1:1: "In the beginning, there was Hitler." Genesis 1:2: "And Hitler saw that He was indeed very hungry, and He did eat an inconceivable amount of atoms." Genesis 1:3: "Then Hitler did taketh the Shit of the century and the universe did begin."

---
Blue is the color of victory.

I just laughed my ass off reading those. This one will seem anti-climactic after that.

UNFUNNY PHONE COMICS #10 by biped 5-13-04

Congratulations Brad. Once again, you win the Best Website Award -- or, as we call it, the "Webster" -- for your brilliant concept, "Stripcreator." Thanks. This is really a great honor. I'm sure we'd all like to know the secret of your success, if you don't mind sharing a little "hush-hush" information with us. Well, there's a lot of technical stuff I could go into, but I guess the really wonderful and unique thing about Stripcreator is the fact that it came out of Hitler's ass. Wow, that's fascinating, Brad, I -- HITLER'S ASS? Yep. He just ate a bunch of Sunday funnies, and shit a website. And here it is.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

recurSSion by kaufman 5-13-04

I can't believe we just watched "They Saved Hitler's Ass." That must have been the worst movie I've ever seen. I know. What a sorry idea! Scientists finding, preserving, and cloning the buttocks of the Fuehrer. Where did such an abomination come from anyway? Actually, it came from Hitler's ass. He just crapped it out and there it was. That can't be. Such an awful film inside him would be toxic. It would destroy his gluteus muscles. Unless someone gave him a big wad of Ex-Lax, and made him crap it out, meaning... THEY SAVED HITLER'S ASS!!! Oh wow.

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Oh, shit. I just laughed so hard I scared my cats.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Damnit, now look what you've started.

The Hitler Bible, Genesis 1 (II) by Gabu 5-13-04

Genesis 1:26: "And on the fifth day of the Shit, Hitler did shit out a man whose image was His own into a Garden, and this man He did call Adam." Thou art Adam. Okay. Genesis 1:27: "And Adam did play with the animals in this Garden, and he saw that it was enjoyable." Yo. Word. Genesis 1:28: "But Hitler did see that Adam was lonely, so Hitler did eat one of Adam's ribs and then He did shit out a female comanion for Adam, whom He named Eve. Hello. I'm not gonna think about that one.

The Hitler Bible, Genesis 2 by Gabu 5-13-04

Genesis 2:10: "And Hitler did call upon Adam and Eve, and He did tell them to partake in fruit, but He warned them from eating of the Apple, for Hitler had not shat this out and thus it was evil." Don't eat the apple. Okay. Genesis 2:11: "But Satan tricked Adam and Eve, and they did eat of the Apple, and it filled them with the knowledge that they had come from Hitler's ass." FUCK ME OH GOD Genesis 2:12: "Thus Hitler did eject Adam and Eve from the Garden in shame, for they were not to know of their shameful origins. And He did shit out an angel to protect the Garden from re-entry." I'm not gonna think about that one either.

---
Blue is the color of victory.

HAHAHAHA! The Hitler bible is frikkin hilarious!

The Unfunny Default Panel Comic! by NooniePuuBunny 5-14-04

Cecilia. Let me just say that it has been a great time working with you! Yes, Claudine, it has been great for me as well. And the best part is we have come from HITLER'S ASS! Yes its grea-- HITLER'S ASS?! Yep! We fed him some gif files and he SHIT us out!

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

It...it's too late...I've opened up Pandora's Box...and released Hitler's ass upon the world...

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

yep. And you know whre Pandora's box came from...

---
I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

void pandorasBox() { pandorasBox(); } by Gabu 5-15-04

Oh no! It's Hitler! And he just shat out Pandora's Box! Hey, let's open it. Oh no! It's Hitler! And he just shat out Pandora's Box! Hey, let's open it. Oh no! It's Hitler! And he just shat out Pandora's Box! Hey, let's open it.

Computer programmers will get the title.

The Hitler Bible will return when I get unlazy and look up other stuff that happens in the other Bible.

---
Blue is the color of victory.