Read the fucking manual, you twat.

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Dad was flammable

I emailed him, but did he reply? Noooooo.

False advertising!

This guy is a bigger fucktard than Danny Glover.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Why is Danny Glover a fucktard?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

To the Gods and Goddesses of this thread. I bow to you!

I am not worthy.

I bear offerings of pizza and oral sex, depending on how you feel at the moment you read this.

I have never seen JDPLVY dispatched with such ease and aplomb.

He is so pissed right now that he is in his backyard running in little circles and muttering, "I'll fucking kill them all!" and "Email me! EMAIL ME!

Y'all are the kings and queens of FLAME.

I'll leave it to you to decide who the queens are!

GODDAMN! That was funny!

Ahhhh, wait a minute. Why is Danny Flover a fucktard?

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Because.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

OK.

I accept that without question because I am a suckup.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

You should be sucking up to the donors. Sucking up to me wont do much except keep you from being raped. For a short while.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

quote:

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Ahhhh, wait a minute. Why is Danny Flover a fucktard?

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Dennis Leary and Ray Liotta are fucktards, too.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Shatner!

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What others say about boorite!

Since when?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Since ALWAYS.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

"When rape is inevitable, roll over and enjoy it."

I believe Ted Bundy said that.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

"When rape is inevitable, roll over and enjoy it."

I believe Ted Bundy said that.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That tingle means it's working!

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What others say about boorite!

I am going to rape you.

- JesusSandwich

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Who? There's more than a dozen of me here. I have Multiple personality disorder.

I am not insane."

"and neither are we we we we we we we we we we we us!"

That last one was Pierre. he's French,

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."