*banishes DX to eternal pineapple and canadian bacon pizza hell*

Few can insult my favorite flavor pizza without a LITTLE eternal suffering, at the very least.

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It's grime time.

Pineapple just sucks, period. Same with mushrooms. And chunky salsa. And turnips (eurgh).

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

MWAHAHAHA! BDH!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

JDPLVY is back. He's maxwell2005.

OWN'D!!!

Heathens.

The best pizza is chicken, pineapple, mushroom, onion, and green pepper. And it has to be Papa John's because every other place has shitty mushrooms.

There, now you know my weakness.

Lies. I'll lies. Truly I am the only one who knows the true pizza.

Cheese. Lots of cheese. Mushrooms. Olives. Peppers. And tobasco. Lots of fucking tobasco. Because it's good. Damn it. And tobacco. Cassie says tobacco.

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You've ALL got it wrong. The best pizza is STAR TREK CHERRY PIE PIZZA SURPRISE!

That's a pizza dough foundation, smothered in cherry pie filling, baked toasty hot, sprinkled liberally with powdered sugar and delivered by twin acquiescent semi-nude virgins of your gender of preference with three two-litre bottles of vanilla-cherry Dr. Pepper at the exact moment that a Star Trek Marathon begins on the SIFI Channel.

When the twins say in unison, "Opening hailing frequencies, Captain..." That's the signal to begin the slow and delightful process of licking all those cherries right off their foundation.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

You know what sucks on a pizza? Grasshoppers. Grasshoppers and rusty bolts.
Also I hate it when they substitute yellow crayon shavings for cheese.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Fuck you! A grasshopperless pizza is a shitty pizza and you know it.

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My favorite pizza at the moment is the BBQ Chicken, Mushroom and Olive pizza that the place around the corner from me makes. Mmm, mmm, good.

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I has a flavor!

Olives = tools of the devil.

I agree. I love mushroom and garlic pizza, as well as pepperoni & extra cheese, bacon & cheddar, and chicken marsala pizza.

I would rather eat my own boak than put ham or pineapple on my pizza, you crazy-ass pizza scientists.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Green olives are indeed tools of the devil.

But black olives? Say, they're devilicious!

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I has a flavor!

Ultimate best pizza evar:
chicken, broccoli, cauliflower, roma tomatos (they have to be roma... I don't know why), celery. Homemade crust with Italian dressing and pizza sauce, and barely any cheese.
Its the lactose-intolerant way to eat pizza!

Or pepperoni and cheese. Nothing beats the basics.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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Ultimate best pizza evar:
chicken, broccoli, cauliflower, roma tomatos (they have to be roma... I don't know why), celery. Homemade crust with Italian dressing and pizza sauce, and barely any cheese.
Its the lactose-intolerant way to eat pizza!

Or pepperoni and cheese. Nothing beats the basics.

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Who's Ergo?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

"Ergo" is the Dom DeLouise character who appeared on an episode of Stargate SG-1. He bedevils the team by being their invisible friend.

Dom's a little round man who very much loves pizza and looks like Chef Paul Prudomme (sic) or vice versa.

Famous for having said, "Death is EASY - COMEDY, now THAT'S Difficult!" to Burt Reynolds in the film "The End"

His most remembered (or forgetable) role was as "Captain Chaos" in the (also forgetable) "Cannonball Run" fims.

Classically trained to the theater, Dom is one of the most beloved fat dudes in hollywood.

It was from Dom's web site that I got the recipe for Cherry pie pizza.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

His best performance is that orange cat in fivel goes west.

Is that Bob Rogers the Cabin Boy?

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I'm not...

But I can be. Just name the ship.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Your name inspired this here lame artifice.

[Click to view comic: 'Roger that']

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Actually, Dom DeLoiuse's best performance was as himself in the forgettable, lame-ass movie "The Godson", starring Kevin McDonald from the Kids in the Hall.

He played the godfather, but his best part was when he made a cameo appearance, in his own movie, as himself. His best line was "Your mother's ass!"

And let's not forget his turn as the Emperor in History of the World, one of Mel Brooks' best movies. His best line was "Okay, faggot, what's next?"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Wow.

I've been trumped without the benefit of a Donald!

I laughed at Boorite's strip, but probably for an obscure reason.

Dom Deluise is my hero

Cherry Pizza Rules and so it would seem does Boorite.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Thanks, Mr. Rogers!

My favorite Dom scene was when he was trying to sweep up the plague of frogs in that Mel Brooks movie.

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