Spoken like a true used-to-be-the-last-one-picked-for-sports kid.

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That's pretty much how I learned to hate sports. Is there a better way?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You could watch your parents pummeled to death at a sporting event.

Oh; indeed I shall, Crabulous One. Indeed I shall.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

You're a fucking idiot.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

That explains your continued presence here.
Bend over, I'll drive.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Spoken like a true used-to-be-the-last-one-picked-for-sports kid.

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That's pretty much how I learned to hate sports. Is there a better way?

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I wouldn't call it better....necessarily. Your other option was to be pummeled in the head during dodgeball by various tiny girls in your class.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Not in the face, not the face!
Gah, flashbacks again.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I've read that back in its early days, basketball was played inside cages. Thus, the players became known as cagers--something you rarely hear them called today. The cages were used to keep the fans and players separated from each other. Maybe it's time to go back to that system.

Ron Artest may be a crazy bastard, but he knew exactly what he was doing when he ventured into the stands--he was promoting his new rap CD. A week or so before the brawl, Artest had asked for time off from playing basketball so he could promote said CD. The Indiana Pacers said, "No," of course. Now Artest has all the time off he wants.

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