Wow... that's one lucky pizza boy

So THAT'S why my wife won't let me order pizza. I thought it was because we were poor. Now I know.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Hell, I think I'll hold 3 part time jobs as pizza boys just to up my chances of that ever happening.

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I was so disinterested by you i forgot to check the thread

what's worth replying to

oh nothing, just the usual stupidity.

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That must be that Tuesday guy that they keep talking about in the commercials. Tuesday could definitely go up in my estimation with that kind of publicity.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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I was so disinterested by you i forgot to check the thread

what's worth replying to

oh nothing, just the usual stupidity.

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Well, yeah... this is the internet, after all.

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but there are varying qualities of stupidity

this is like dog shit quality

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I am a changed man! Please forgive!

Dude, Red X'd! That is SUCH a burn!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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but there are varying qualities of stupidity

this is like dog shit quality

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Well then come on and post something brilliant.

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You've changed, Nate. I tolja you would. I tolja I tolja I tolja I tolja I tolja. Suddenly you look like a nihilist. Ahhhhhhhhhh, the satisfaction I take from this is quite beyond anything the internet deserves.

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What others say about boorite!

Fuck you boorite!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Oops, nothing to see here...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Damn! I so wanted it to be true. What a rube I am.

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What others say about boorite!