if you want to fight with me. I'm giving you a shot right now. Let's see what you've got.

Boy, I'll lay the smack down on you.

who the fuck are you

Your Uncle Steve

I killed my uncle Steve at the age of 5 with a shovel.

Actually, I'm your Aunt David

You're a fucking schizophrenic flip flopper is what you are.

next

You are an angry young man who has nothing better to do but pick fights over the internet because your girlfriend deflated and you can't patch the hole up.

I open with an exploratory barrage of jabs to the abdomen and solar plexus, cautiously testing your defenses.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Nate, you're so gay, you had sex with me!

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AFROMANS MOVE

I always liked you, but we can fight if it makes you happy. Just don't bite my crotch, because that would really hurt.

BTW, you couldn't kill me with a shovel if you tried. A shovel? Please. Only if my back was turned. Otherwise I would take that shovel from you and teach you its meaning.

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What others say about boorite!

Bitch, I'd kick you right in the ass if I wasn't so worried about hurting all the gerbils.

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Poop.

Bitch, I'd kick you right in the ass if I wasn't so worried about hurting all the gerbils.

boinky, I HAVE to give you props on that one. I laughed really hard.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Who the hell is this guy anyway and why haven't I heard of him until recently?

He has been around for a while, but one day he snapped like most religious guys. He delted all his comics and vowed on his mother's grave never to return.

Welcome back, Nate.

He's also a cunt, if you haven't figured that one out already.

And he's riding in the closet on the gay train.

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Poop.

Hahaha, I did wonder why he had 2 comics and like 2000 posts.

And 0 penises.

!!!

I was so disinterested by you i forgot to check the thread

what's worth replying to

oh nothing, just the usual stupidity.

hi boorite

oh yeah, i "came back" because i am an attention whore

and I was bored

but i don't intend on staying around

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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AFROMANS MOVE