rap died with big baby jesus

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I'm one of those kids that rolls down the road in my Mercury Mountaineer with with the volume and bass turned up beyond belief. I know over 75% you hate me now.

Bling bling!

Play what you want, I don't want to fucking hear it. I do not like rap. And if I can hear your rap over my metal, you need to turn it the fuck down.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

True. Music doesn't need to be categorized so badly. When it all comes down to it there's just two genres: rhythm and rock. It's fast, it's efficient. No guesswork. Just good old American know-how.

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It's grime time.

dcom probably knows more about rap than all of you guys put together. I don't blame him for neither wanting nor having the desire to correct some of the ignorance displayed herein.

Why is everyone showing off their gmail accounts? I don't get it.
umfumdisi@gmail.com

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"Rap" and "Music" don't belong in a sentence together.
(Just my thoughts)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Whats the big deal with gmail?

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dcom probably knows more about rap than all of you guys put together. I don't blame him for neither wanting nor having the desire to correct some of the ignorance displayed herein.

Why is everyone showing off their gmail accounts? I don't get it.
umfumdisi@gmail.com

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dcom does know more about rap than any of us. I usually like talking to him about rap because he likes a lot of good stuff and he knows where the crap is.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I had a gmail account and I forgot the password... :-(

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I personally like categorization. I've got fairly distinct tastes. If I pick up something labeled "metal" I don't want to hear someone rapping. Simple as that.

On a side note... I know few people my age give much of a damn, but I'm really really tired of hearing new "country" and it sounds like Britney Spears or the Backstreet Boys singing. Am I the only one who wishes country music still sounded like it was being sung by... I dunno.. cowboys?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Now that country has become the new "in", it will be destroyed. I hate country because of that. Stuff like Toby Keith or Tim McGraw is OKAY at best, but all the popular preps at my school love country and try to shove it down my throat.

Now see, DX... If we were parked at a traffic light and you were blasting some hillbilly country, I would react the same way you would towards rap. :)

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I don't understand how anyone can be so vehemently against an entire type of music. There is good hip hop and bad hip hop, just like there is good rock and bad rock. You can't discount the entire genre as "talentless" based on the stuff that filters through to MTV, just as you can't write off punk after only being exposed to Good Charlotte and Blink 182.

Can I just not like something?

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Well, we can't like everything. I can't stand country but I can be okay with it as long as other people aren't forcing me to listen to it. Then there's the "hardcore emo" that hate every single genre of music except their own and make it their life's work to destroy all the people who dislike emo. Emo kids annoy me... in their damn tight leather pants.

Amen to the Punk thing. Punk is my FAVORITE genre of music and has been for a really long time before these assholes came and ruined it on MTV.

Sidenote: If JESUSSANDWICH gets me a gmail account I might reconsider the marriage.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Give me your email. I have only a few invites left but i would do anything for you baby.

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Toby Keith is currently the funniest name in America. It's a combination of Toby and Keith. As soon as I name my child Toby Madison, he will be defeated though.

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It's grime time.

I hate rap.

And no, I'm not going to give it a chance. Any idiot with vocal cords can mumble into a microphone. Case in point: American Idol.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Toby Keith? The guy is a walking stereotype of American idiocy.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I love hip-hop. That's my opinion on it. It's not all great, in fact, a lot of it is down right terrible, but when done well, it's brilliant.

I'm a little overwhelmed by some of the views toward hiphop, but I'll do my best not to ramble.

I find it funny when people say that it's not music because I wonder what they consider music to be. Is it because they're not singing? Is that what qualifies for music? If that's the case then Leonard Cohen isn't music. Is it because they sometimes use music done by other people? If that's the case, Patsy Cline isn't music because she never wrote her own songs or jazz isn't music because it borrows from other material so often. Often I hear people say "Rap isn't music because everything is sampled" and "they don't play their own instruments" at which point I think they're an ignorant ass because they must have listened to Puff Daddy and thought, "Yep, that's rap. I'm never going to listen to it again". I'll admit rap is rhythmic poetry over a beat but that's not a far stretch from so called "music" anyway.

Admittedly, rap in the 80s and early 90s was more "sample saturated" and relied more heavily on stolen beats to create its core, but I don't find that to be the case these days.

I'll tell you a little hint I've learned about good music of every genre: It's probably not going to be on the radio. You've got to dig for it. Unfortunately, most people are too lazy or apathetic to do that. So just because you've flipped on the R-n-B station once and didn't like what you heard

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Let me explain. I like guitars. I like orchestras. I like musicians who play instruments. Most of all, I like some sort of tone in vocals most of the time. Granted, there is some metal that relies primarily on atonal vocals, but that is not the majority. I've heard several types of rap music, and have yet to hear anything that makes me want to listen to it. Most of the time I hear rap, all I get is some guy mumbling and an obnoxious, repetitve bass drum.

Sure, that may not be all it is, but I stil do not like rap.

And another thing, I don't drive around blaring *any* type of music (let along country). And even when I listen to my music loud, I make sure I get the full range, unlike these 17 year old wannabe gangsters who spend mom and dad's money on a sound system so they can annoy the entire world with pop bullshit.

The people who listen to the "good" rap are usually also the ones who don't bother others with it. The ones who blare shit listen to whatever's on the radio or MTV.

Though I did hear someone "bumping" Prince once. That was pretty sweet. Funny, but sweet.

And once in a great while I hear someone blasting some good rock music. *gasp* Usually you can hear the words when rock music is blasted!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I don't care what anybody says. There's something pretty awesome about crankin up the base on your system and blasting Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five's "The Message". I don't particularly like it when some jackass with his giant system rolls by real slow with his windows down, cranking out Beanie Siegel or ANYTHING from the Cash Money Crew. Most of that stuff is just garbage. But you've got to laugh, because everyone in that car has got their head out the window as they drive real slow. Not just because they want to give you a nasty look as they cruise by you, but mostly because the music is too fucking loud for them to stand it inside.

I like guitars, I like great vocals, but I also really like the furious pace which somebody like Dead Prez slaps down over some really fucking wicked drums. Not all rap is just drum beats, either. There's a lot of actual music in there. Some really good rap is basically techno with some sweet rhymes over it. And by no means is Puff Daddy typical of the genre. There are a lot of things like his shit, but it's still shit. All the stereotypes of rap being oversampled, unoriginal, toneless, full of lame rhymes, and about stupid shit mostly come from that horrible motherfucker. Busta Rhymes used to be pretty good and original, with a different sound and some crazy lyrics. He hooks up with Puff Daddy and turns to assvomit.

DragonXero will probably never really like rap music. But it IS music, and there's a lot of it good enough to be classified as such. I find it hard to call anything music when it's superproduced and ultraedited and worked on by teams of barely musically literate industry cunts. Like anything by Christina Britney Jessica Kelly Mandy Lopez.

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That was Appolonia Kotero in Purple Rain.

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