chubby's comic was the funniest that was posted. I don't care who made it or who it was about, the one that is the funniest is the one that should win.

If kaufman wants to, he can either judge this one or start a new one.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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chubby's comic was the funniest that was posted. I don't care who made it or who it was about, the one that is the funniest is the one that should win.

If kaufman wants to, he can either judge this one or start a new one.

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The Dog-On-Ball Horror

CC 277: The Dog-On-Ball Horror SE DVD 1 by biped 2-28-05

"NO, DOG-ON-BALL, NO!!! NOOO!!! OH, MY G-- YAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" If you're a movie fan, you'll probably recognize this as the sound of a dog on a ball sawing Jay Leno's head off with a chainsaw. Hi, I'm Tom Weaver. You may remember me from my recent commentary track for "The Wolf Man." And to my left -- the star of "The Dog-On-Ball Horror" -- Dog On Ball. Hi, Tom. I'm happy to be here. Are you ready to begin the commentary for this once-in-a-lifetime cinematic event? Just one moment, Tom...I'm marking my territory. Ahhhhh...*sniff*...just smell that wonderful aroma of fetid dog urine. Okay, let's get started!

CC 277: The Dog-On-Ball Horror SE DVD 2 by biped 2-28-05

"HEE-HAW!!! ME SURPRISE HOUSEGUEST!!! WHERE ME SUPPOSED TO POOP, OFFICER LIMP-DICK? MEOW-MEOW!!!" Ha, ha...Ted almost shit when I improvised that line. I discovered later that he really was terribly impotent at the time. Priceless. "ME WANT MORE EGGS, BACON, AND WAFFLES!!! HURRY UP AND COOK MORE, BIG FAT UGLY BITCH-HOG!!! WOOF-WOOF!!!" I understand that Maxine Waldorf, who played "Doris", was traumatized by the experience and is still undergoing intensive therapy. True? That's right, Tom. And I enjoyed driving her right over the edge. But as a method actor, I need to stay in character at all times. Here -- this is an actual threat that made it into the movie. "SHUT UP, BUTTFACE!!! ME STILL HUNGRY!!! ME KILL YOUR CHILDREN AND WOLF THEM DOWN NOW!!! BEEP-BEEP!!!"

CC 277: The Dog-On-Ball Horror SE DVD 3 by biped 2-28-05

Well, by this point, Maxine had lost all touch with reality, and did everything my character commanded her to -- which made for some really marvelous cinema, I think. "HEE-HAW!!! ME YOUR HUSBAND NOW, BUTTFACE!!! LET'S FUCK!!! BOING-BWOING!!!" And this, shockingly enough, is actual footage of Ms. Waldorf in her padded cell. Which the editor -- quite expertly, in my opinion -- incorporated into the film's final moments. "I...fuck...doggies... for...waffles... ha, ha...ha... *drool*" Well, it's been a pleasure, Dog On Ball -- let's do it again sometime. Oh, and -- how about saying it for the viewing audience and me? Just this once? Oh, ha-ha -- "HEE HAW!!! ME GET CHAINSAW AND KILL YOU WITH IT!!! BOING-BWOING!!!" Thanks, Tom. Thanks, everybody.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 277: The Dog-On-Ball Horror SE DVD 4 by biped 2-28-05

Blooper #1 OH MY GOD, DOG-ON-BALL!!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO IT FOR REAL!!! SO I SAWED JAY LENO'S FUCKING HEAD OFF!!! WHO GIVES A HOT FLYING SHIT!!! Blooper #2 ME WANT MORE EGGS, WACON, AND BAFFLES!!! Oops, sorry -- I'm a little distracted. I just can't wait for the scene where we fuck. The scene where we WHAT?!? Blooper #3 Err -- does this mean I'm part of your "territory" now? Well, Tom, your left leg is, anyway. Heh, heh.

CC 277: The Dog-On-Ball Horror SE DVD 5 by biped 2-28-05

Japanese version: This round thing under my paws means that I am an untrustworthy canine. You are sad and misguided? You have dishonored me -- I can no longer achieve fulfillment. May my death be swift and amusing. You are a human female? Then bear me some children, so that I might eat them today. How frivolous I am -- do you agree? Your ball has brought only shame to this house. I commend myself to the spirits of the wind and water. Swahili version: Wah-mah HABAY!!! Nah geh BOOT-AHH, EHH!!! Si kom-BUKA!!! Nnhh (click-click!) nay-HI-YA moo-GOWAH!!! BEEP-BEEP!!!

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Biff McGurk screen test Ha-ha, me a dog on a ball. Me get a chainsaw and kill you. Uh, with it. Hmm... Where are they now? I...like...the pretty... coloring book... Mommy... *slobber* I...fuck...doggies... for...waffles... ha, ha...ha... *drool* Fan reaction at premiere Did you get his autograph? No...but he URINATED on me!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I tryed to find a picture that would express my love for your strips, Biped... This is the closest I could come to.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Cool! That's my favorite letter!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Go to my comics and read "Eucalyptus Snorters." I'm too lazy to get the url to work. Might as well read the whole series. Only six comics.

Please pardon the fact that I totally ripped off biped with this one. He understands and awaits an early fellating.

Eucalyptus Snorters Special Edition DVD by possums 2-28-05

Aspect Ratio WOWIHADNOIDEATHATITWASTHISGOOD! The shit's so good, you changed the aspect ratio! Yow! I can see the staircase! Excerpt From the Original Novel, Eucalyptus Snorters, as read by Marlon Brando I said, "Sodomy... why must you rupture my anus? Why... why must you, sodomy, you. You rupture it, my anus." I never said another word about sodomy. Commentary by Tobor, who plays "Detesto" Is my ass really that big onscreen? o/ SODOMY?!?! o/

These are the deleted scenes from The Puppetmaster series. These scenes would be inserted between comics 10 and 11.

At this point in the series, Presdient Bush's brain has been swapped with that of little asian girl.

(Deleted Scenes) The Puppetmaster - 10.1 by fuzzyman 2-28-05

So here Ah am. One day Ahm President. Th' next Ahm a little girl in a strange foreign land, forced to protsticulate mah body for money. HEY SAILOR BOY! BEER AND A BLOW JOB, FIVE DOLLA'! Either way, I seem to have a real knack for screwing people.

(Deleted Scenes) The Puppetmaster - 10.2 by fuzzyman 2-28-05

Meanwhile, back at the White House... Hell there, Hung Chow! How's are you liking your first day as President? Great! I sold the Bush daughters into white slavery in Zimbabwe! YOU WHAT????? Yeah, I got a whole five bucks for them! This is not working out like a planned. I threw in Rumsfeld for another buck.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Don't Ask What The Three Rings Are For--Special Edition by AccentuateNegative 2-28-05

Wanna play circus? What's that? You lay down over there and perform tricks under the Big Top. How is this different from the last time you made this comic? I'm uncut in this version.

Original comic is here: www.stripcreator.com/comics/AccentuateNegative/241991, but you get the idea.

CC277: The Spatula Killer (Actor's Commentary) by IHMAWTD 2-28-05

Oh hey! I remember this day! Remember it Curtis? *giggle* Remember? Mary Anne, before we get down to business, I have something to say. You see, my love, I came here to kill you. But I just can't. *sigh* My love for you knows no bounds. Not even I, the most despicable murderer on the planet, can kill you with this spatula. Well, at least they digitally enhanced your zipper closed. Oh honey, I love you too!

Who's judging this anyway?

Kaufman.

Original:

Tribute to my favourite WB cartoon of all time by TheGovernor 1-07-03

Wabbit Season! Duck Season! ELMER SEASON ELMER SEASON uh oh!

Digitally Remastered (thanks mainly to Kaddar)

Tribute to my favourite WB cartoon of all time (Remastered) by TheGovernor 3-07-05

Wabbit Season! Duck Season! ELMER SEASON! ELMER SEASON uh oh!

the original:

Its the Unreal Thing - Bad puns galore by Melkor 3-26-04

Macbeth performed by amateur french actors... Zo, Le Roi was killed by zee Duc. By the Duc? Pecked him to death, did he? A fowl deed? Merde! Unliterate Bastards!

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the screen test:

CC 227-Screen Test performed by scotsmen by Melkor 3-07-05

Screen Test for Macbeth performed by ethnic amateur actors. Soo, this weenie King wasza killed by the Duc, that rat bastard! By the Duc? Pecked him to death did he? a foul deed? Ach! Crivens! Watcha ya tauking aboot? Come here an fight, ya big southern pansy!!

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

Original:

Mutant by DragonXero 11-08-02

Hi. GAH!

Blooper Reel:

CC 227: Mutant Bloopers by DragonXero 3-08-05

Hi. MOH! I mean.. Gah! Hahahahaha...

Deleted Scene:

CC 227: Mutant Deleted Scenes (with commentary!) by DragonXero 3-08-05

You see, this was originally going to be the ending of the first strip, but Pablo whined about the camera angle and all that. What?! What?! Good god! You're a horrifying disembodied finger puppet! That pablo, he's a whiny little bitch. I personally really liked this scene, but hey, you gotta keep your disembodied actors happy, right? So? You snuck up on me, and scared me. Last I heard, Pablo was found dead somewhere in Mexico. Funny thing is, he was wrist-deep in some mexican hooker's vagina. Oh, well, then you should look behind you. Oh no. I know Tobor's back there. I'm not looking yet.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

A lot of very good entries, but for being extremely clear on the concept, and concise in its execution, The Governor takes first prize.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Who gets it if the Guv doesn't claim his prize?

The Lieutenant Governor, of course.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Man I feel so cheap, rehashing an old Comic. But cheers Kaufman

new competition soon.

www.stripcreator.com/comics/drawinger/286844
read it yo!

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When CC's are done, they are done.