British posters suck
They're no good with the haikus
Maybe it's their teeth...

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Man, I hate haikus
I hate them so god-damn much
Please stop making them.

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Chicka likes to act.
"I've done eighteen feature films!"
Porno flicks don't count.

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Chicka likes to act.
"I've done eighteen feature films!"
Porno flicks don't count.

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British posters suck
They're no good with the haikus
Maybe it's their teeth...

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I'm more of a Librarians in Heat man, myself.

A few comics can
Be inserted quite smoothly
Into multi threads.

A Haiku and a Limerick walk into a bar by kaufman 5-17-01

Long Island Iced Tea. I would like a whiskey and water. No ice, I prefer my drinks hotter. Easy on the vodka, please. And bartender fella, Nix on that umbrella. I do have to drive. I want a small plastic fly-swatter.

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Were I of a different inclination, I'd say "MOHH OMLOHOMLOLOLMOHHOMLOHOLOLO". But I'm not, so I'll just opine that I liked that comic.

I think Kaufman might be god.

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Let's see him complete Megaman X before jumping to any rash conclusions.

Personally, I think that restricting haikus to the familiar 5-7-5 pattern, as opposed to a nebulous seventeen syllables or less with a mention of a season and a dramatic pause after the first line might be a good idea.

Can I get a "Fuck yeah!"?

Official haikus,
Dramatic pause plus season,
I prefer our ones.

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Or less? Does that mean everytime I say 'FUCK!' it's a haiku?

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Lowpass Haiku IV by gabe_billings 2-25-01

Magnificent boobs. I love to watch them jiggle. They're both silicone.

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Unfolding petals
Pearl flung across the sky
Tobor will cornhole you

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What others say about boorite!

I had yer maw last
Night. She wis shite. Wisnae worth
Two gingae boatles.

Had yer maw last night.
Wisnae wurth what I peyed hur.
She was rilly shite.

*razz*

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I had yer maw last
Night. She wis shite. Wisnae worth
Two gingae boatles.

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American sod.
Limeys don't all have bad teeth.
Some of them have none.

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These aren't hateful, but they were mentioned, so here they are...

Cat Haikus by felion 1-18-01

Presenting: Cat Haikus The rule for today: /Touch my tail, I shred your hand. /New rule tomorrow. Cats meow out of angst/"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!/We could break so much!" The End. We're almost equals/I purr to show I love you/Want to smell my butt? ----- Thank you..----

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Shit. I missed this one.
This joke's already been done!
I'll just go fuck off.

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More haikus (thanks felion!) by DexX 1-18-01

A haiku for felion Haikus, a great idea. / Mind if I develop it? / Time for running gags! A haiku for Big Evil Dan Loved the interviews. / Loved the great "Three simple steps". / Welcome home, Dan's muse. A haiku for Amazed Porno Bunny Vocabulary? / What is a vocabulary? / White's a colour too. Where's that guy with the hammer? I need to strike a blow for poetry criticism...

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...for crimes against the art of haiku. by DexX 1-18-01

Call the first witness! ...and then the middle line was "What is a vocabulary?" That is clearly eight syllables. I heard him say it! *sigh* Daming testimony indeed. Mr Spigot, how do you plead? Guilty, your honour. Very well, your punishment shall be having seventeen nails hammered into your head - five, seven, then five. It's not my fault I can't count - I can't see my fingers!

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More Cat Haikus by felion 1-20-01

Just for DexX.. --Ahem...-- "You're always typing./Well, let's see you ignore my/Sitting on your hands." "Terrible battle./I fought for hours. Come and see!/What's a 'term paper'?" "You must scratch me there!/Yes, above my tail! Behold,/Elevator butt." --Thank you again...

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Dog haikus (as opposed to cat haikus) by DexX 1-20-01

Yummy, I like food. / Eating food is really good, / Dog food is the best. Who is at the door? / Should I bark or wag my tail? / Urinate, maybe? Chasing cats is fun. / Sometimes mean cats scratch my nose. / Scratches really hurt. Let's face it - dogs just aren't as complicated as cats.

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