That's fucking funny, Dan. Might as well close the contest now. Anyone know why Nate hasn't entered this CC?

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I LIVE!

Well, he did say he was going to be having access problems...
Perhaps my contest jinxed his internet connection! Hope so.

[Click to view comic: 'A true fix in sixty-six']

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Is this an entry?

[Click to view comic: 'CC:66 Cats are the Devil']

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"I know how toast works."

[Click to view comic: 'CC66: The average deity on the street...']

My apologies - that was crap. I'll do better next time.

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Oh, and last time I checked, my Mum was driving a Toyota Camry, not a beast with seven heads and eleven horns, covered in blasphemous names. She may have done a trade-in, though. I'll check.

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Is this an entry?

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Damnit guys, quit being so funny and I might win! ;)

Ok here's another attempt:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 66: Storytime With Jesus']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I didn't say she was driving it, just sitting on it. I can't think why she would be doing that...

Your mother drives a Toyota Camry? Fucking hell DexX you kept that quiet for long enough, didn't you.

Burn her!!!!!!!!

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No. :(

I like my Mum.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 66: This is soooo wrong... (ver 2.0)']

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You said "naughty" word, and not "obscene" word, so I went with "bondage". As a mitigating factor, I submit (huh-huh) the fact that I am from a Catholic area of the Deep South; therefore "bondage" is especially naughty.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Maybe I'll rewrite that second entry to be rules compliant if I feel like it... damn bible quote...

[Click to view comic: 'CC66: Never buy a used car from this man.']

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I figure this comes close enough for the first rule.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Sorry, wirthling, I tried to keep evil_d out of this contest. Somehow it was clear he'd put up a work of art like that.

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[Click to view comic: 'Evil Default Characters: Revised!']

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"I know how toast works."

Evidently I'm too evil to keep the promise you made me make to wirthling in a comic I didn't know about until after it was posted.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

*beats himself over the head with a sign post*

Rules, I really need to read the rules!

Gah!

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[Click to view comic: 'C66: Mixup at the Hospital']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

lara, you can post your comics directly on the forum by entering [comic]comic number[/comic]

As proof of my evil, I shall try to shoehorn the desert-island music thread into this somehow.

[Click to view comic: 'CC66: Make a Joyful Noise nto the Lord']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"