Cannibalism by Thomasisneat 9-04-01

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I have a lot more, but I'm too lazy to show them.

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No Animation! by Thomasisneat 9-08-01

The little Asian girl grows frustrated at the chick with pigtails and decides to take action! That's it! I'm coming over there and kicking your ass! Alas, she realizes her perdicament. Dammit!

I like this one better, Thomas.

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ComConXIX: Defaults Discuss Dickens, Dicks, and Disprin... by DexX 4-05-01

A short scene from "Carry on Dickens", currently being performed by the Beijing Minimalist Theatre Company... The Major just said that if I liked his Dickens, he would share a long passage of it with me... I think he is just trying to gain entrance to your stately pleasure dome. ...and yesterday he said he wanted to challenge me with a tough stanza from Dylan Thomas. Silly old fool... his white rabbit is never going to disappear into your burrow, no matter how late he is for an important date. Oh, and this morning, he orded me to strip naked, sit on his face, and ride his tongue like a wet pink saddle on a bucking bronco. Didn't he notice the milky discharge? I'd better go get him some penicillin...

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Ah, found the one I was looking for. I really like this one...

Three things that just can't happen in Low Pass strips... by DexX 3-18-01

Twister Right foot on yellow! Ow! I fell down! Facial expressions Why are you looking so hostile? Oh, get that innocent look off your face! Nudity... (damn it!) Hey! Knock before you walk into the bathroom! My slim yet curvacious eighteen-year-old body is completely naked, and beaded with slowly-running droplets of steamy water! What a coincidence! So is mine!

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I still haven't come up with anything funny using just the default characters and the default background. But I did come up with this interesting observation. (Notice I didn't say funny observation.)

But You Knew That Already by israphael 9-27-01

Anderson, come quick. After many years of work, I've finally done it! I've isolated the particles that make up humor... the quanta of comedy. Wow, that's great! Don't you see what this means. No more lame jokes. We can finally move beyond strips about donkeys and sodomy. Look in the microscope and you can see the particles for yourself.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I don't remember if the rules allowed Narration...

Hangin' Around by NotJohn 9-27-01

Jesus! Whazzzup?? Hangin' on the cross ... dyin' for your sins ... True, True.

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IATETP, FMG (Soon everyone will know)

Darn it!! I put in the wrong comic number before - this is the Asian Girls one:

Defaults by NotJohn 9-27-01

Submitted for your approval ... two asian girls in a white room, a room we like to call - the Twilight Zone! Did you say something? No, I thought that was you! Creepy! This is like that old TV show where the people turned out to be toys in a Christmas donation box Shut UP! Maybe one of our readers hasn't seen that one yet

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IATETP, FMG (Soon everyone will know)

Well, I am glad you put in the wrong number - that is probably the only funny joke I have seen using that tiresome old "whazzup" gag. No small achievement, well done. :)

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I like this one, too...

Just Can't Beat The Classics by NotJohn 9-27-01

Pull my finger! Why is it nobody falls for this gag anymore?

Hey, is your name taken from the Pink Floyd song "Not Now John"?

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This is really funny if you're scottish. by kramer_vs_kramer 9-28-01

Gonnae no dae that? How? Just... Gonnae no

Actually, no - it's really an extremely subtle reference to "Blinktags!", the webcomic I co-write. But now that you've mentioned it, the nickname "EugenesAxe" makes a lot more sense to me :)

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IATETP, FMG (Soon everyone will know)

Eh heh heh.

Just bumping this thread as I do occasionally.

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What others say about boorite!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Anybody else notice that the "asian girl" on the right looks more like an indian maiden? I think I truely am the only one that notices that.

lbh ur gay dont post here no more

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whats up i am sebra 139

Now that sebra has posted in this thread, it is officially the...

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

What? I'm gay? I hope my wife doesn't find out.

i am a stripcreator veteran

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whats up i am sebra 139

that means his penis is bigger than lbh's

yeah, but my tits are bigger

lbh loser big homo

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whats up i am sebra 139

so, what? you asking me out or something?

no im calling u gay and ur comics suck

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whats up i am sebra 139

Ya know, theres a seperate section in these forums for flaming. Why dont you go pick a fight there, "veteran"