well?

which one?

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo claims he's not an anthropomorphic sack of moldy apricots, and I'm not sure if I believe him.

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It's grime time.

a limerick:

areallystupidguy,
as his name would imply
is as dumb as a fucking board.
when driving through china
he was struck by a miner
and was crushed in a Death-Mongal hoard.

U GUYS R WEIRD AND ONE HIT WONDERS OR JUS WONDERS
ANY1 HU THINKS THY MORE THAN THREE GOOD COMICS TALK TO ME OTHER THN THT TOLD U UR A ONE HIT WONDER

OMG DYSQUALYFYED!!!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

you, sir, are a pickled fetus!

and by pickled fetus i mean HCRoyall's fiance blows me while doing my taxes

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what if nigger meant kite

Possums is an incredible doofus
With a horrible case of lupus
He has millions of comics
And they all make me vomit
And the worst: his real name is Rufus.

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It's grime time.

suck my cock.

yes, the drillbit one.

you, sir, are a pickled fetus!

and by pickled fetus i mean HCRoyall's fiance blows me while doing my taxes

Only on alternate thursdays, and you know it!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

but that doesn't sound as cool

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what if nigger meant kite

Already done. I believe it tastes like, oh yes, RUFUS! HAHAHA!

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It's grime time.

everyone who is not me is stoopid!

Ok, i'm stoopid to

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I dumb :D

quote:

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everyone who is not me is stoopid!

Ok, i'm stoopid to

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Yes, yes we are

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I dumb :D

'Though not quite as handsome as Brad Pitt,
And his arsehole is covered in zits,
Possums might not be a hack
If his biggest drawback
Wasn't that he can't write a lim'rick for shit.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That has to be one of the worst limericks I've ever heard. Isn't there enough suffering right now?

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

roses are red
violets are blue
everybody but me sucks

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quote:

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'Though not quite as handsome as Brad Pitt,
And his arsehole is covered in zits,
Possums might not be a hack
If his biggest drawback
Wasn't that he can't write a lim'rick for shit.

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I remember when Mikey's rating depended on the awesomeness of his comics and not the tightness of his asshole.

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roses are red
violets are blue
everybody but me sucks
especially jews

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roses are red
violets are blue
everybody but me sucks
especially jews

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antisemetic bastard!

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Doggy humper!

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I dumb :D

Cum dumpster

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obscenity filter is off

moose knuckle

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obscenity filter is off