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Groovy! CC: 300 - I've got Crabs! by edoggydog 10-11-05

...so, I get an e-mail from someone named, "Crabby", but from the picture, I can't tell if it's a man or a woman! Anyhoo... I'm supposed to meet he/she at a Motel 6 tonight... Groovy! I can't babysit tonight, Crabby... I have plans! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, SPANKLING! HE'S YOUR SON, TOO! I HAVE A HOT DATE, AND A CHANCE AT FINALLY GETTING LAID AFTER TWO YEARS!! The next morning... I couldn't go through with it! That bad, huh?

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How you like me now, bee-yayayayaya-otch?

CC 300: Hip Pointer by kaufman 10-11-05

CC 300: The 1840 Election by kaufman 10-11-05

Darn it, Pocahontas, why'd you have to choose the boat that capsizes so easily?

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It's all academic after cpausti's post

cc300 by arbi 10-11-05

what if a man and a dingo mated? g'day. d1 to d7, check. e8 to f8, ye wallaby Expect the savage. The sensual. The shocking. The sad. The powerful. The shameful. Now you are ready for... h1 to h8. that's mate, mate.

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Goddamn, she's even uglier than you!

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I don't know if this one quite fits the guidelines, but, what the heyyyyy!

CC: 300 - Evolution Explained. by flipynif1 10-11-05

Yo, get me a 40 of malt liquor and some FRIED CHICKEN, What about you Leroy? I'm alright with this banana. *hic* Woops dropped my banana... 9 Months later. ME CHINESE ME NO DUMB, ME GO SUCK ON DADDIES BUM! DADDY GO TOOT! BABY GO ZOOM, DAT'S HOW ME GOT HOME SO SOON!

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I dumb :D

CC 300: More Evolution Explained by flipynif1 10-11-05

I'm sorry Martha, I have found a new love. NO! NO JOHN! Who could take that place of such a tasty side of beef as myself? Him! Kiss me baby! A short time later OH MY GOD!! JOHN!!! JOHN!! HURRY!! KILL THIS ABOMINATION! Momma?

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I dumb :D

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If it don't fit, you must acquit

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!

It's just . Its really simple to do.

Or you can just post the comic url without tags.

Okay, not much of a CC entry, but oh well.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Possibly my most juvenile comic ever, and that's saying something...

CC300: Pull my finger. by DexX 10-11-05

*pfrt!*

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You get my vote. Funny-assed it was.

CC300: GOLD by squabies 10-11-05

An average human being + stripcreator.com = Comedy ME SUKY SUCKY LONG TIME I LVOE ANAL!!!!!!1

CC300: Young black man -> Middle aged white woman by DexX 10-11-05

Billy Jean's not my lover... WE CAN REBUILD HIM!!! MUAHAHAHAAAA!!! I never touched that boy. Whoops.

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CC300: Friendship by squabies 10-11-05

My dick hurts. Help! I'm being devoured by ants! I killed a hooker! Shazam!

CC300: I Guess They Were Horny *cough* by fuzzyman 10-12-05

Heeeey, check out that hot little number by the bar! Wow, check out the horns on that guy! Several months of gestation later... How many times do I have to tell you to poop IN the toilet, not NEXT TO it? Ooopth!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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I wanted to enter the lamest comic in this contest. I may have succeeded! YAY!

Asians Are Asexual by RedfeatheR 10-12-05

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Zoinks

Dude, quit with the url tags, please. They're unnecessary and slightly annoying, and they detract from the quality of your comics. Just copy paste the url into ther reply box.

Like so:

CC 300: I wish they hadn't by HCRoyall 10-12-05

Bill Gates, one of the richest men on the planet. Satan, the Lord of all that is Evil. Any Questions? Hiya! Looks like you're trying to write a letter! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC 300: De-evolution by suicide_king 10-12-05

CC 300: The seed of Keith Richards by suicide_king 10-12-05

CC 300: Where Rudolph got his nose by suicide_king 10-12-05

Back that ass up!

CC 300: Rodeo Drive by kaufman 10-12-05

Git along, little dogies! I'm going to mosey on over to Pebble Beach. I heard The Real Killers might be there. This has got to be the worst rodeo ever. No kidding. Three minutes, and that bronco hasn't even left the gate!

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Sorry, HCRoyall-pain-in-the-ass! (jk) I'm new to this website, and a major doofus when it comes to computers. I'll do my best to make sure the next comic is posted right!

Groovy! CC: 300 - A Fish Tail by edoggydog 10-12-05

Dude... I have some work to finish on the computer. Why don't you go grab a beer, and check out my giant aquarium in the living room... Groovy! (Eight beers later...) Gee... [*hic*] That red fishy ish kinda cute! [*burp*] ?!? Daddy! GAH!!

Is this bettah? Thanks HCR for the help! Apreesh!