I'm glad to see you all hate the new James Bond film. Now how about that dreadful new Rocky flick that Stallone is working on? Here is actual tape of Sylvester Stallone: "Ooh -- Million Dollar Baby was such a success. I just gotta get me a piece of that!" Who wants to see a 60 year old rocky embarass himself by trying to recapture the dubious glory of some over-rated fictional boxing career?

Stallone is a total loser. If I ever got in the ring with him, I'd squat over his head and piss straight down his gullet. Then I'd take a great big dump in there, before casually tossing his feces-ridden carcass into a cess-pit.

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Ha ha, Stallone would write in the script where he beats you up.

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Well, if Bond were just drinking a martini, yes.

But it's a vodka martini, and that can be either shaken or stirred depending on the drinker's preference.

Zaster squats to piss!!! Hee hee hee...

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I thought Dalton was a fantastic Bond is two really weak Bond films. With better scripts and directors I think he would have been regarded far better than he is.

He's kind of like Colin Baker in that way...

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"Squat to Piss and Piss to Squat," I always say.

Man, I've got to join a tougher motorcycle gang.

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I still say Sean Connery wasn't all that.

/picking a fight

Sean Connery was the quintessential James Bond. If you don't see that, then you shouldn't even be watching James Bond movies.

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It probably makes more sense when I say I never thought James Bond was that great to begin with either.

It makes more sense if you realize that you shouldn't have thought that.

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Um...

That should cover it.