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Zaster
Wait for it...

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The new Bond film isn't even out yet but I can tell already it sucks. The new Bond looks like a total tool. Besides, he has an actual relationship with a woman. How gay is that!? And he won't be using any awesome gadgets because he doesn't have "Q". He probably has to bore his enemies to death by telling them all about his feelings and motivations. Or maybe he just kills them with his big stupid jerk face!

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10-26-05 5:00pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Three words:
No Sean Connery.

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10-26-05 5:50pm (new)
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NooniePuuBunny
Horny Female Tentacled Kaiju from Outer Space

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Not very gay at all, considering he's not having a romantic relationship with a man.

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10-26-05 7:09pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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No Sean Connery.
Dammit, DX! You stole my line!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

10-26-05 9:08pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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No Sean Connery.
Dammit, DX! You stole my line!
Sorry about that. I guess.

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10-26-05 10:07pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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I hate the new James Bond film because it rapes babies.

Doesn't it know that babies are for *eating?*

10-26-05 11:25pm (new)
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Chi_The_Cynic
Comoedus Cynicalis

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The new Bond film isn't even out yet but I can tell already it sucks.

The last one ("Die Another Day") sucked anyway. Invisible cars? Bond getting put in prison and growing a BEARD? Henchmen who introduce themselves as "Hello, I'm Mr. Kill"? Halle Berry? All very poor.

I had hoped someone like Christian Bale would have become the new Bond. Oh well.

10-27-05 12:36am (new)
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HotRodDeathToll
Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

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Has anyone here seen the doom movie? It hasn't come out here yet, but reckon it sucks already too.

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10-27-05 3:31am (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Boy, does it! I mean, I haven't seen it either, but c'mon -- all the monsters are rendered in three dimensions. That is a complete affront to the artistic integrity of the source material.

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10-27-05 4:07am (new)
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HotRodDeathToll
Satanoscillatemymetallicsonatas

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Apparently there's a 15 minute scene when it is just first person. Which makes no sense for a movie. Only games.

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10-27-05 4:15am (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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I enjoyed Layer cake though, so Im willing to give Mr Craig a chance, and going down to earth happened last time after Moonraker aswell, with the more subdued For your Eyes only (which is a great bond flick), and Die another day was clearly Brosnon's 'Moonraker', Also lets not forget that this is the first Fleming book, so taking it back to a younger bond may be a good thing.

Just a shame Brosnon's agent was too caught up in the money to get him the job, although pierce was looking a bit fat in that last one. In all, as much as I think he made a great bond, Ive been secretly dissapointed with the last two films, or maybe it was just the villians in the last two havent lived up to the sublime Jonathan Pryce as Elliot Carver, or the wonderful performance of Sean Bean in Goldeneye. Robert Carlyle was wasted as a villain, and I couldnt even tell you who played the bad guys in the last one, it was that unmemorable.

10-27-05 6:58am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Rosamund Pike was (and is) delicious, though.

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10-27-05 7:31am (new)
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Chi_The_Cynic
Comoedus Cynicalis

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Craig is a good actor, no doubt about it. He was very good in "Enduring Love" and "Road To Perdition", as well as playing a rather devilish Ted Hughes in "Sylvia". I have no problem with him as an actor I'm just not sure he's Bond material. I'm sensing another Dalton era: good actor, bad fit.

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Ive been secretly dissapointed with the last two films, or maybe it was just the villians in the last two havent lived up to the sublime Jonathan Pryce as Elliot Carver, or the wonderful performance of Sean Bean in Goldeneye. Robert Carlyle was wasted as a villain, and I couldnt even tell you who played the bad guys in the last one, it was that unmemorable.

The first two Brosnans (particularly Tomorrow Never Dies) were excellent, and really showed a return to form after a slump in the Bond world. The third wasn't too bad (though Carlyle is certainly downplayed, and the role he was given was neither particularly menacing or stylish). The last one was just plain awful, and so in some respects a younger, less gadget-driven Bond (one who isn't likely to drive an invisible car) might be a breath of fresh air. I remain to be impressed, though.

They'd also better get some decent Bond totty in the next movie - no more corset-clad Madonna or saggy breasted Berry, thank you very much.

10-27-05 8:04am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I liked all the Brosnen Bond movies, especially DIE ANOTHER DAY. I thought he was a great Bond and was still in his prime. They'd better not change the character too much -- GOLDENEYE proved that we still prefer Bond to be a "sexist, misogynist dinosaur" and a "relic of the Cold War." Not a sensitive, politically-correct sissy-boy.

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10-27-05 9:56am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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You know it's going to be a bad Bond movie when:

The female lead plays a character named Bovina Queef.

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10-27-05 10:15am (new)
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TheGovernor
Talentless Hack

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Well at least they didnt go for a talentless prettyboy model like On her majesties secret service (could possibly have been the best bond ever made had Connery not been so damn scottish that year)

Who knows, it'll either be a success and bring new life into the series,

or it'll be an abject pile of piss and they'll beg Broson to come back, either way its a win-win.

10-27-05 11:02am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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I hate the new James Bond film because it rapes babies.

Doesn't it know that babies are for *eating?*


Obviously, you've never tried babies with rape sauce.

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10-27-05 1:05pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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You know it's going to be a bad Bond movie when:
The female lead plays a character named Bovina Queef.
The only megavillain they can think of who hasn't been used before is a dishonest TV repairman with a beefy sidekick named Cletus.

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10-28-05 5:16am (new)
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HurricaneJenn
Stripcreator Newbie

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I saw the new Doom movie (only cuz my bf wanted to) and yeah.. it sucked hard core!! The first person shooter part was well done though. If I had to pick one part of the movie that was good, that would be it.

When they were first coming out with who would possibly be the new Bond, I was kinda hoping they would pick Clive Owen.. he looks more Bond then the other guy. The whole tall dark and handsome seems to fit the Bond character. Next thing, they'll be making his martini's stirred!

10-28-05 6:41am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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Useless Bond trivia: Only philistines have their martinis shaken. The correct way to make a martini is to stir it. When you shake a martini, the ice melts more and dilutes the drink, making the alcoholic content lower and the flavours weaker. A martini connoisseur would spit in Bond's face if he asked for his martini shaken.

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10-28-05 7:09am (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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I'm about to make a confession that will shake your confidence in me to the core:

I really liked Timothy Dalton as Bond. He was no Connery, but he nailed the dangerous and sexy vibe way better than Roger Moore or Pierce Brosnan, who came off as comic book characters. I didn't mind George Lazenby, but probably only because On Her Majesty's Secret Service was such a good movie.

Feel free to mock me for my Dalton love.

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10-28-05 8:18am (new)
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flickguy
Senior Comic Technician

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Won't mock you.

Will simply disagree.

(Though I really did like License to Kill.)

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10-28-05 10:01am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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No Sean Connery.

I never really liked Connery anyway.

10-28-05 11:22am (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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You...hurt birds...in space.

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10-28-05 1:48pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Three words:
No Sean Connery.

I never really liked Connery anyway.


BLASPHEMER!!!

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10-28-05 2:06pm (new)
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