RCL no. 649 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-09-05

C'mon, Stickboy! Put your hands in the air like you just don't care! Dude... I just finished doing a kick-ass shoulder workout, and this is as high as I can raise my arms! This has got to be the LAMEST random comic to date...

End of the world by Hell_Bent_Cheez 10-13-05

I think we all know that if there was a chemical weapons attack, only two things would survive and fight for superiority... Oh, And what are they? Bio-geneticaly altered potatos, And radioactively enhanced Paper clips... Who will win? Uhhh... I'd have to go with paper clips.

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Making cheesy jokes in 5..4..3..2..poop.

RCL no. 650 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-09-05

Day two at the veterinary college... Whoopsy! Now, can anyone tell the class how to avoid what just happened to me? "Don't stand directly behind the donkey when giving it a tetanus shot in the ass?" EGGS-zactly!

RCL no. 651 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-09-05

Are you mocking me, Poncho? No, Senor Cristo! Then, what the fuck are you doing? Drying out my armpits!

RCL no. 652 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-09-05

Yo, dude... If, you AKS me, you need help! That's so ironic! Your mother said the same thing just before I AXE'd her!

Joining the Gym (10) by choadwarrior 11-09-05

Those exercises where you make me lay on my back with my legs in the air are really painful. That's because you need to work harder to build your core strenth. No, it's because they remind me of when I was an altar boy.

Largess by choadwarrior 11-09-05

This PBS program was made possible by viewers like you. I thought they relied on suckers who donate money.

Joining the Gym (11) by choadwarrior 11-09-05

Okay...let me see some squats. DOWN! What the hell was that? Curry.

RCL no. 654 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-09-05

Hey, Melty... How come you only buy sleeveles shirts? Because I have no arms, dipshit! Oh...

CC 304: Story Time by kaufman 11-10-05

Then the little bunny rabbit pulled out a bomb and pushed a button, and it began counting down: It went 10-9-8-7-6-5-3-2-1, and *BOOM!* It blew everyone up. THE END. Quite a surprise ending, wasn't it, sweetie? Not at all, daddy. I saw it coming a mile away. It was a fourgone conclusion.

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CC 304: Cowboy clichés by NeoVid 11-10-05

So I says, "Shoot, boy, them rotor turbines could warp the structure of reality on their own!" Ha ha! What the fuck just happened?

Incidentally, I was going to use the Odd1 background, but it doesn't work anymore.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC304: Ho Ho Ho by UnknownEric 11-10-05

Hey! I asked for three hos, where are the others?

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I has a flavor!

CC304:Fucking ranger Dan by JESUSSANDWICH 11-10-05

Dear Saul, I got you this horse because you said you always wanted one. PS: I hate you.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

304: Talk dirty to me by TheBigJE 11-10-05

Oh baby, I'm so hot, you want some of this? Okay okay... but NO anal. aww shit I'm sorry. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY!?

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RCL no. 656 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-10-05

Check it out, Dude... I'm writing the ultimate comic for CC 304! It involves a duck, a little Asian girl, and some blue man-thingy with feet-for-ears... Oh, yeah? Yeah! What do you think? I think you just disqualified yourself by talking in the second panel, doofus!

RCL no. 657 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-11-05

Abe Vigoda in "The Tonight Show" Green Room, circa 1978... I hope I don't get bumped tonight by those fucking bird-whistling kids... ...AGAIN!

RCL no. 658 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-11-05

Dude! What's with all the [hic] water? Tsunami! God bless you! ?!?

CC 304: Dusting off an old chestnut by TheBigJE 11-11-05

C'mon billy we're in this science fair TOGETHER, could you at LEAST give me a hand? Despite your best efforts to be humorous, that's actually what I meant.

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CC 304: Suicidal CIA Officers by TheBigJE 11-11-05

You're a good man Johnson, and a damn fine killer, why I bet you'd even kill your own boss if you got the chance, say... if you were out in a canyon alone with him and you had an axe... Sir? Boy, I bet nobody knows where we are. You know what's cool these days Johnson? Treason. Sometimes I just want to hand over all our military secrets and- I'm sorry your cat ran away sir, but I'm not going to kill you.

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Groovy! - Happy Veterans Day by edoggydog 11-11-05

Okay! Okay! I'll tell you what World War II was like if you just quit harping on me! In fact, I'll SHOW you what it was like! Groovy! Happy now, fuck-face? Yes, I am!

Groovy! - Looney Tunes by edoggydog 11-11-05

...and, the audience kept cheering for Bugs, and booing me! So, I devised a plan to rid me of that stupid rabbit once and for all! Groovy! "I wired two sticks of dynomite to a certain key on a xylophone. Then, I challenged him to play a song of my choosing, knowing he would blow up once he struck that note. But, there was one problem!" Ehhh... [munch] What's up, duck? YOU'RE PLAYING THE GODDAMN SONG WRONG, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! STEP ASIDE AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW, ASSHOLE!

Groovy! - Razing the Bar by edoggydog 11-11-05

Being that he was the only "normal-looking" person in the bar, our hero gets lucky by default! Why don't you come over here and buy me a drink, you big stud? Groovy! She was speaking to me, asshole!