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To all the other contestants: You all tied for 2nd place. Congrats, bitches!
Except you sebra, because you got donkey punched.
No, sebra...you finished dead last.
Here's the breakdown:
1st place: Humpenstein
2nd place: Everyone who entered the contest and is not named "sebra139"
Last place and winner of a donkey punch per day for life: sebra139
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Think classy, you'll be classy.