oh man, i had this one ready, too...

CC318 : Bitchsandwich17

... so I said, "Yeah, right. More like BITCHsandwich! ... Seventeen..." What?

by finn34, 4-16-06

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

CC 318: Darb and Dsome at the beginning by Xuanwu 4-16-06

dsome, old buddy, I have had an amazing idea! Yes, darb, my close and personal friend? What if I made a site where people could make their comics? And they could share them with the world! Sounds like it'd be destined to become a morass of steaming hormonal angst and prima donnery. I'd require everyone to play nice. Except you. You could lampoon everyone and call it "good fun." Anyone complains - BANNED! Boffo!

Meh.

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I am not sure what the rules are about who can make up a contest, but I think a good comprimise would be to require the butt of the joke to be your own self.

After all, its like my Uncle Larry says "If you can't laugh at yourself, then you are a fucking asshole."

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Maybe Brad should hire an old lady to approve these contests before they're posted.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

shut up, queen sissy-pants.

it's good-natured fun with only a hint of actual spite, so relax and take an unnecessary pot shot at someone.

Humpenstein should be banned for inciting hate. How do you know it's good natured fun? Would it be okay for chubby to post his crabbby fucks his daughter comics here? What if I wanted to make some jokes about AccentuateNegative, little_kitty, or DH-01? You know what I'm talking about. It'd only be for fun! Humpy says "The more personal the attack the funnier the comic so...", though.

Don't be a dick. This is a friendy site and there shouldn't be any room on it for this garbage. I'm going to recommend to my close and personal friend Brad that this thread be deleted and I would advise everyone to stop participating unless you want to see what it's like getting banned.

If you don't have anything nice to say...

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

i love bandwagons.

Crabicus Prime vs. KaenashiTron by AngryAmerican 4-17-06

Carbicus Prime VS. KaenashiTron I am Crabicus Prime. Destroyer of hope. Master of smarm. Perish under my withering scorn, KaenashiTron! I have titanium alloy armor that's +5 vs. scorn, Crabicus. And i fear not your verbal missiles. Its the Day of Reckoning and the just will prevail! I will crush you whole and stomp your remains into license plates. Bitch. Bring it you surly bastard! Someone's gotta stop your evil! This panel is actually a hyper violent animated battle scene that is so advanced, mere pc's aren't powerful enough to view it. It took a thousand programmers 3 yrs. and cost $55 million to make.

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Kill Whitey.

Lesbi_kitty and BigFag105 by RedfeatheR 4-17-06

Hey BigFag105, I'm going to have a sensually erotic, nasty fetish filled lesbian lovefest with tender lovemaking, anal dildos, and extreme lesbian bukkake. Would you be our cock?  no

CC 318: Making trouble by NeoVid 4-17-06

Many times in the past, Stripcreator had been reduced to a flaming wasteland... And now, we are faced with the horror of the... fifth most irritating SCer: BUNZILLA! But I just wanted to be noticed! You remember me, right? Right? Hey, Vidiot, whether you're making fun of Bazilla or Bunnerabb, you still didn't use someone who can be in this contest. Damn. And I thought I might be funny for once.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

RCL no. 1021 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-17-06

Hey, Kaebitch... Wattup, Decompussy? Have you seen the latest comic contest? Yeah... People [*sniff*] are making fun of each other! Can't we all just get along? *WAAAAAAAAAAH* *WAAAAAAAAAAH*

I have no idea what you're talking about. Seriously.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

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i love bandwagons.

Crabicus Prime vs. KaenashiTron by AngryAmerican 4-17-06

Carbicus Prime VS. KaenashiTron I am Crabicus Prime. Destroyer of hope. Master of smarm. Perish under my withering scorn, KaenashiTron! I have titanium alloy armor that's +5 vs. scorn, Crabicus. And i fear not your verbal missiles. Its the Day of Reckoning and the just will prevail! I will crush you whole and stomp your remains into license plates. Bitch. Bring it you surly bastard! Someone's gotta stop your evil! This panel is actually a hyper violent animated battle scene that is so advanced, mere pc's aren't powerful enough to view it. It took a thousand programmers 3 yrs. and cost $55 million to make.

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RCL no. 1022 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-17-06

What's that, Stickboy? It's a memo from Brad... .................................... .................................... .................................... Well..? Apparently, he's so upset about all the whining in CC: 318, he's selling stripcreator.com to Babies_R_Us!

i will just call all u fags to u face instead of in a comic

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whats up i am sebra 139

Anus and Anus in: CC318 by DaveMonkey 4-18-06

Do you know who I hate? StickyMess. What a twat! Motherfucker makes my blood boil!! Yeah! Upstart little shit! I wish he was dead! Then I'd shit on his twitching corpse. The self-fellating sphincter-Monkey! Not that I'm protesting too much or anything... Is that why you cried out his name when you were whacking off yesterday?

Uh-Huh!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

racism, kevin smith?

really?

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 1028 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-18-06

Knocky, knocky! Who's there? Sucky-sucky... "Sucky-sucky" who? Sucky-sucky comics! Is that you, ehoggyhog?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

RCL no. 1030 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-18-06

Hey, Franky... Hey, Pumpy... *SLUUUUURRRP* We don't get to see a lot of you and your "world's famous coffee" in the strip anymore... Yeah, I know... I guess Mr. RandumbComic-FlameoutGay doesn't think my character has much comical range... Range, schmange! What's funnier than a coffee-drinking dinosaur? Oh, he's all lathered up over that stoopid, screaming Gumby, and that faggoty-ass Captain Obvious. Not to mention that fuck-face snowman who has no arms!

CC318: HungDonkey Vs. Twattitudedicka by DaveMonkey 4-19-06

*DING-DONG DIDDLEY-ONG!!* Someone at the door... Y'hello? YOU FUCKIN' SUCK!! STOP FUCKIN' SUCKIN'!! That was not worth the distance travelled, dude. Says you. Sponsorship from other strippers MORE than paid for this...

Awwww FREAK OUT!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Go ahead, do it

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I have no idea what you're talking about. Seriously.

I guess you haven't noticed him because he mostly keeps to himself and doesn't come around much, but DH-01 is a user of this site who is also a black dude.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"THAT'S INCREDIBLE!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.