If I really could timetravel, I'd go back in time and change the no photoshop rule, so Crabby could win for Time Traveling Hoe's.

But I cun't, so Namgubed gets third place for Up To The Minute, which had the best overall use of both extra credit character [u]and[/u] background. (although Redfeather has the best use of the ECC and gets an honorable for that).

Second place goes to BigEvilDan for Punch in the Fate.

And First place goes to....

Angry American for daring to ride the edge of nausea to find the funny. It had me laughing. And strangely aroused.

fpd, you get Miss Congeniality for the most entries.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Appalling.

Apparently bolo forgot to read my entries, which predicted that Big Evil Dan would win this contest. Tsk Tsk.

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Yeah, way to fuck up the space-time continuum, jackass!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

There is no fucking up of the space-time continuum here, folks. When you go back in time, the very event cause a normal divergence into alternate universes (the one where you enter the time stream and the one where you don't). The universe in which BigEvilDan won still exists, but sadly, we live in the universe where AngryAmerican won.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

cunts

Great. We're all fucked now.

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