Word Search by BigEvilDan 10-11-01

Sex, donkey, wirthling, gabe_billings, ObiJo, Brad, DexX, Tobor, Pedantic, fuck, cornhole, manrape, sodomy, rotor turbines, generate gravitons... What the hell are you doing? ...collosal geek...I'm trying to abuse the new search feature and make this the most viewed comic on the site...Spock, free porn, fire prop, l33t, 0wn3d... ...Jesus, ass, stripcreator, asian girls, all your base are belong to us, someone set up us the bomb, moh, Scotland, haggis, Australia, kangaroo.... I'm not sure which is stupider, your plan or the fact that it might actually work.

it could be a sequel...
maybe...
if you want it to be, i guess.

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Prequels? We don't need to post no steenkin prequels! by kaufman 10-24-01

And? ...And he swallows too.

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The original...

Now it all makes sense! by fuzzyman 10-18-01

You know, when you used that anti-gravity generator to walk across the water, that was great! Uh... thanks, but... And when you used the portable replicator to produce those loaves and fishes... that was brilliant! Yes, I know, but... Congratulations, Commander Riker! You've restored the timeline! Dammit, Geordi, get me down from here!

...and the sequel.

Now it all makes sense! Part 2 by fuzzyman 10-24-01

I mean it, Mr. LaForge! Get me down from here! No can do, Commander Riker! Why the hell not? Well, Captain Picard wants to tie up all the loose ends. The plan now is for you to die. Then Dr. Crusher will revive you after three days. This is because I substituted Sleepytime for Earl Grey in the replicator, isn't it? You're a real wit, sir.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The original...

A Day In The Life Of Hannah The Hooker by fuzzyman 10-09-01

8:00AM: First John of the Day Buy a girl a drink? Sure... is two bucks enough? It's all I got. 12:00PM: John number 27: Buy a girl a drink? Oooh, girl got boobies. 6:00PM: John number 83: Buy a girl a... you again? I got another two bucks.

...and the sequel.

Another Day In The Life Of Hannah The Hooker by fuzzyman 10-24-01

8:14AM: First John of the Day But a girl a drink? I spy with my little eye... a good time! 3:24PM: John number 45 Buy a girl a drink? Can you make animal noises? If ya can squeal like a pig it'll bring back so many happy memories from my youth in the Appalachians. 7:16PM: John number 114 Oh shit. Will you take two dollars in pennies?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"We always intended it to be a trilogy! Seriously! Why are you looking at me like that? It's true!" - The Wachowski Brothers (or Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson, take your pick).

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I actually intended that the sequel would follow on from someone else's strip, not one of your own, but since I didn't specify... don't worry about it.

Great entries so far, everyone. Lots of laugh-out-loud efforts already. :)

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"We always intended it to be a trilogy! Seriously! Why are you looking at me like that? It's true!" - The Wachowski Brothers (or Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson, take your pick).

As long as nobody makes a "Cowboy Physics: Resurrection"

I had to dig through Kaufmans older stuff to find something i could sequelize (im sure Dr.P can set me straight on whether thats a word).

The Adventures of Inappropriate Greeting Man by kaufman 5-15-01

Hey big fellow, how's it hanging? Yo, Calista, what's eating you? WHAZZZZZUPPPP!

CC 75 : The Further Adventures of Inappropriate Greeting Man by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 10-24-01

Hey there Nicole. Hows Tom doing? Hey there Mr Spielberg. Boy was A.I. a GREAT film. Hey there Andy. I think you did really well to post the 40003rd Comic.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Hey Perm! Far better than the original :-) Loved that last frame.

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The Original

Less is more... by wirthling 10-21-01

What?! Why are you looking at me like that?!

The Sequel

CC75: Less is More II - More or Less by israphael 10-24-01

Dude! Stop it! You're creeping me out!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

40002nd!

40002nd!

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40002nd!

But Like the Murphy's , hes not bitter.

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Merl the Misogynistic Squirrel 25 by ObiJo 9-27-01

Hi Merl! Hi, Maura. Hey, look, sorry about that whole BITCH! thing. I'm over that now. Oh, and thanks for getting me the job here! I didn't really expect that, what with you having to chew your own leg off to save your life. That must have been maddening. Hi Merl!

CC75: Merl the Misogynist Squirrel 26 by israphael 10-24-01

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, BITCH! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! *Click* Crap, not again! Police, how can we help you? I'm getting threatening phone calls from this nutjob named Maura and I want them to stop. I'm tracing the call right now... Oh my God! Get out of there now! The call is coming from inside your house!

Misspelled misogynistic, but what the hey!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Stage Fright by ObiJo 6-07-01

I don't get it. This guy was hilarious with the scroll wheel on the Make a Comic page.

I was thinking about starting an animation thread, but wasn't sure if it would take it five minutes to open or not.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Maura Takes a Dump! by habnem 10-02-01

Muuuuuuuuuuuu- UGHHHHH! Ahhh....

CC75: Maura Takes A Dump II by israphael 10-24-01

*FLUSH* Morning, Deuce. 'Lo, Maura. DAMN IT, MAURA! What the hell have you been eating? Next time give me some warning... or at least light a match!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

The original:

Cowboy physics by max 1-06-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

The sequel:

COWBOY PHYSICS (CONCLUSION) by crabby 10-25-01

I'm just talking bout those rotor turbines. Then I can dig it!

This May Be A Test by Johnny 1-06-01

Comic Contest 75 - Sequel to comic #2 by evil_d 10-25-01

Mel! We're ready to start the next scene! Damn.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The original...

Creation part 1 by NastyPope 10-13-01

and the Lord God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" And there was Light, and it was Good. That's right, who's yer Creator. Big G in the HOOOUUUUSEEEE!

and the prequel.

Creation part 0 by fuzzyman 10-25-01

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Okay, here we go. The original isn't particularly all that funny, but I'm running with it anyways. And I like the new perspective the prequel gives it.

The doctor is in by archon 5-13-01

i feel a sore throat coming on drink two shots of gin! these chicken pox really itch! drink two shots of gin! i've got a scorching case of herpes just keep drinking, my friend

CC 75 -- In the Doctor (A Prequel) by Nibor 10-25-01

So, you say you're a compulsive donkey sodomist... That's right, doc. Although, if it's been a while, just about anything will do. In fact... Ow! Hey! Get off of me! Ack! No! Dammit, I'm not a donkey! *moan* Ow, my ass.... Hm. I'd better go get rid of the patients in the other waiting rooms before he gets up...

a sequel to a sequel (not by me) to one of my originals? i don't see why not...

CC75: Maura Takes A Dump II by israphael 10-24-01

*FLUSH* Morning, Deuce. 'Lo, Maura. DAMN IT, MAURA! What the hell have you been eating? Next time give me some warning... or at least light a match!

C.C. LXXV: Maura Takes a Dump III by habnem 10-26-01

Well, what do you have to say for yourself? Well, last week I got really high and ate all the candy corn in the Halloween section at Costco. The thing is, I've been constipated, and all that candy was fermenting in my bowels... until tonight. They don't call it a "cornhole" for nothin'. Why do I wake up in the morning?

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Oh that hurt. So why do I like it?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Badger++ by gabe_billings 1-24-01

Yeah. Hey, you know how programmers put Easter Eggs into software programs? God did the same thing with some of the animals. If you squeeze a badger just right, they fart out 'Battle Hymn of the Republic'. No way. Way.

CC 75: Badger += 2; by BigEvilDan 10-26-01

I tried squeezing a badger like you suggested. It just ended up scratching me and running away. Why? Uh...I'm sure there will be a patch for that soon enough.

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