i'm gonna judge this later tonight, so get your last minute entries in last-minute entry like

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what if nigger meant kite

Cuntfused

As if being a hermaphrodite wasn't challenging enough, Gayle's genitals also came with a set of vocal chords and the penchant for bad timing I'm your VENIS!!! I'm your pride&joy! Yes I am ! ! ! We'll call you

by RedfeatheR, 2-21-07

CC 347: Le portmanteur magnifique by lukket 2-21-07

They say you can make a portmanteau definition for any word in existence. That's right. For example 'existence' is extreme distance. But that's not correct. Distance is with an a, and existence doesn't contain any a's! That's just because you're a 'student' A what? A stupid pedant!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

RCL no. 1431 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-21-07

"Day One: My first day on the job and already I'm being called a 'cunt' by upper management..." "Day Two: After being called a 'cunt' for the umpteenth time, I filed a grievance with the union..." "Day three: Today, I was told by my union reps that 'cunt' stands for 'coffee grunt', and if I EVER file another frivolous grievance with them, they are going to force feed me my left testicle..."

cc347: hot grits by arbi 2-21-07

cc347: What is it Doc? tennis elbow? No, it appears your have amidala syndrome. cc347: What's that in English, Doc? Natalie Portman-toe

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woof

- by dcomposed 2-21-07

Get out of here you damn nigger! Damn nigger is a racist thing to say. It was a portmanteau. A portmanteau of what? Damn and nigger.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

many awesome entries. muchly laughing while judging. i ouija boarded it down to 2. Scyess's kickass gelopy series was an asshair from victory but in the end i couldn't get over how goddamn clever the portmanteau in the following comic is, and so it is muchly the winner of winningness:

CC 347: Cycloptometrist

We only have two patients!?! We might have more if you'd stop fitting everyone for monocles and eyepatches!

by umfumdisi, 2-15-07

congratulations, umsi. a winner is you!

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what if nigger meant kite

My portmanteau wasn't "Cuntfused" btw... it was Venis... as in Vagina / Penis... for the record

Thanks. I was going to enter this one as well...

CC 347: Endzone Celebration by umfumdisi 2-22-07

I'm here live at the accident scene where eyewitnesses say Tom Cruise was rear-ended by Michael Clarke Duncan. The same witnesses say they haven't seen Cruise that excited in a good 2-3 days, tops. Of course, the vehicles were soon removed and traffic flow restored thanks to the fine folks at Natalie Portmantow Truck Service.

In other news, I'm now running three current comic contests.

All your contest are belong to me!

Don't worry, I'm ending the other two right now. I want to try something different with the next CC, but I don't know how it will go over. We'll see.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I would've won this damn thing, except I couldn't think up any good portmanteaus or funny comics based on them.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I feel like I've been HANDJINGO'd with your decision...  :(