dictionary.com defines portmanteau like this:

portmanteau
noun1. a new word formed by joining two others and combining their meanings; "'smog' is a blend of 'smoke' and 'fog'"; "'motel' is a portmanteau word made by combining 'motor' and 'hotel'"; "'brunch' is a well-known portmanteau"

so only 1 rule in this contest--you have to create and use at least one portmanteau. has to be something new you created, not just an old one like smog or something

series welcome. i'll judge in a week or so. good luck, have fun

 

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what if nigger meant kite

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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troelsea at gmail dot com

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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"Old" is the old new.

Obviously, not an entry:

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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See the rest of this set at http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/NastyPope/sets/awkdefs/

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

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"Old" is the old new.

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This can't possibly win, since getting the punchline takes some thought.

 

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

NeoVid

Don't be silliculous, it's not that fucard to figure out!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

And one to grow on...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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This is awful, but it's the best I could do...I need sleep. I'm sorry.

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Hooray for catharsis!

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Did science fiction fans need a machine for that?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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