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TattooedSteve
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I'm from the old school of Metal era where Motorhead "Lemmy is GOD!", Ozzy, Preist, Maiden, MANOWAR, Early Motley Crue, Early Def Leppard and of course Sabbath were the only things on the menu. Everbody was cool with each other and you had common ground with allot of new Metalheads you met anywhere in the world.

Then the mid to late 80's came out and the lines were clearly drawn... Death, G.L.A.M., Speed and Black Metal were the sides you had to choose. This really pissed me off because my parents couldn't tell me what to listen too, but a bunch of assholes thought they could? I lost allot of friends at that time because they were sheep and felt they had to listen to one kind to be "Truly Metal". It was bad enough having to fight Preps, Jocks and Club Guidos on a daily basis for wearing a Metal Band's shirt when we were all just Metalheads, But then I had to add fucktard eliete metal jackasses to the list of people I had to punch in the throat.

It got to the point where I walked away from music all together, and concentrated on just horror movies for years. Then VH1 started playing all of the old Metal Videos and Behind the musics and I started to pay attention to what was out there again. But it just pissed me off that the whole bullshit "You can't listen to that if if you listen to this" game is still going on! 

As in, since I like some Slipknot songs I'm not allowed to like songs from the band HIM. Well fuckt that running! I will continue to listen to what I feel like till I get my room at the Dirt Hotel. Oh and here's another one that'll probably revoke my "True Metal Pass", I like allot of different styles of music I've heard over the years!

So if I'm not in favor with the fucktard eliete of Metal I really don't give a shit because their all gimps anyway. 

 

Good fuckin' topic!

11-03-07 11:11pm (new)
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Zaster
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Ever since Pat Boone put out a Metal album, all these other posers have just been playing catch-up.

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11-04-07 1:54am (new)
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DragonXero
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dcomposed

Precisely.

No, I'm serious. The elitists constantly squabble about how the band they just heard about from somewhere in Greenland with five fans and ten copies of their 5 song 8-track is sooooo much better than the other guy's band, despite the fact that the former is just two guys smashing their guitars into a glacier while a monkey humps a bass drum in a surprisingly rhythmic fashion.

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11-11-07 11:40pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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I hate metalheads because the majority of them that I've had the misfortune of knowing had little to no grasp on the concept of personal hygiene.

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11-12-07 8:09am (new)
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Zaster
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I hate metalheads because my cousin had his face melted by an Yngwie Malmsteen guitar solo.

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11-12-07 9:53am (new)
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mandingo
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i hate metalheads because i'm Zaster's cousin

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11-12-07 11:59pm (new)
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AngryAmerican
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Zaster, your cousin obviously didn't read the warning labels on Yngwie's albums that stated quite clearly:

"WARNING: Contains Dangerously Hot Guitar Licks and Solos That May Cause Facial Melting or Shredding."

Duh.

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11-13-07 1:15am (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
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I like everything that sounds good to me at the time

NECROPHAGIST 

I am really getting into post rock and Flipper recently

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11-25-07 6:18am (new)
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areallystupidguy
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UnknownEric

Which of these is supposed to be indie? Jandek has been topping charts and selling out stadiums for decades.

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It's grime time.

11-28-07 1:16am (new)
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choadwarrior
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Cum on Feel the Silenze by choadwarrior
12-01-07
80's singer Kevin DuBrow was found dead in his Las Vegas home this week. The cause of death is not known.
Poor metal health, I'd say.
I'll bang your head for that one.
Were you having a moment of silence there?
No, I was having a riot of quiet.

12-01-07 1:40pm (new)
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The_young_scot
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I guess I had a rare and lucky experience with Metalheads then. The only real metalhead I've ever known was my friend Chris from uni. Long dark hair, beard and never without wearing a dark hoodie of some obscure German band.

But he was actually really cool about it, my tastes are far more mainstream than him, and when I told him I liked System of a down, he just shrugged and said "Each to their own". He'd often let me listen to some of the stuff he was currently listening to, and for the most part I loved the guitars (especially the solo's) but despised the vocals (GRAAAWW GURRGGA BRAWWAAAW!").

So nice metalheads do exist.

 

Also, cocks.

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12-01-07 4:49pm (new)
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mandingo
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The_young_scotP.S. chlong

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12-02-07 8:48am (new)
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Kaiserwolf
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DragonXero

 

I dont care what music it is as long as its good music and i like what i hear. I admit i like my metal and rock but some metal annoys me to no end like death metal like cradle of filth they will put forth this awesome classical music with nice guitar work and then they will ruin it with that screamin with absouletely no melody.

Im also not a fan of modern rap. In the 80s they were politically and socially motivated now their just women degrading morons.

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12-14-07 5:05am (new)
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finn34
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Kaiserwolf

 

are you my clone? because that's my entire post, in a nutshell.

[minus the hatin' on modern rap. i hate thuggish, bragadicious sex rapping, mush-mouthed MCs that can't rhyme for shit and yet have hit after hit - there's still talented, politically and socially motivated rappers, you have to look a little harder than you did in the 80s-early 90s, but they're out there.]

PPS : dong

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12-14-07 7:26am (new)
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BigFrank105
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12-14-07 10:28am (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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[IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/arsg/104304.jpg[/IMG]

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It's grime time.

12-15-07 11:31pm (new)
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BigFrank105
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Guess the album!

12-16-07 12:52am (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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Abbey Road dude it has to be.

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It's grime time.

2-01-08 3:15am (new)
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FinnNYC
germs

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2-01-08 8:00am (new)
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BigFrank105
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2-01-08 10:42am (new)
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AngryAmerican
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god, i wish i had that CD.....

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Kill Whitey.

2-01-08 12:23pm (new)
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niteowl
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BigFrank105Smell The Glove.

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2-02-08 1:30am (new)
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