GODDAMN that was a brilliant post. I fuckin rock. Don't think so? Let's fight.

Asshole.

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Kill Whitey.

You wanna escalate things this way Lucky, I have no problem with that. Let's break your post down piece by piece so I can tell my side of the story and we can get all the facts out instead of your biased report on the truth...

LuckyGuess

First of all I'm not going to apologize because everything that happened was directly in line with the everyday comings and goings of the site. I cannot be held responsible for you taking overly careful time to ponder my words and find ways to be offended by them. I AM NOT A ROLE MODEL. MY WORDS DO NOT CARRY MORE WEIGHT THAN ANYONE ELSE'S. 

LuckyGuess

I hope you realize how childish your threats are and come to your senses and choose to remain on the site. While we might not get along that doesn't mean we cannot coexist here as brothers and continue to do what we do to bring us both enjoyment on the interwebs.

LuckyGuess

You know what? Most of your problems probably come from being drunk. That's probably why your second wife left you and it's probably just a matter of time before you get drunk and violent with the next one and she realizes what a sad man you really are.

LuckyGuess

Whoa... I hope you don't mean my girlfriend because if you do you can expect PM's threatening your life to be sent immedietly. You can wish me death. You can tell me to chocke on my own shit made casserole. You can wish my mother a poorly done viking funeral, but the minute you come at with the childish taunt of "fugly girlfriend" that is where I draw the line as a living natural being. Now don't you do your research and find pics of her and point out all of her flaws to me. My girlfriend was teased by a mean kid in the 2nd grade about being ugly. DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU'VE HURT HER? SHES IN THE OTHER ROOM CRYING RIGHT NOW! You don't have to leave forever. I'm leaving forever! 

[i]Not really. I'm just gonna keep creating aliases so close to my original username and pattern of aliases that it will be so easy to find me. Feel free to comment on each of my aliases letting me know that you have indeed found me and that I never left the site at all. That way I will make another aliases thereby proving to you that I do indeed not use this site as all. Never mind the fact that I never left forever and the fact that I'm not good at participating in groups because I only like to bully others and not be taunted myself.[i] 

Holy Shit, it's happening!!! The 1st annual stripcreator mexican standoff!! I'll go get some pistols and revolvers, you guys go rent cowboy costumes. This is gonna be fun!!

Jesus was a black man

fuck whoever.

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horray for life. boo.

BigFrank105

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

By the way, after the real crabby said something about getting the mods involved, I used my moderator powers to change crabby's password (yes! I can do that!) and I've been pretending to be him ever since. Pretty damn good imitation, don't you think?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Yet another example of bolobofdin abusing his moderator powers. How long will Brad let this madness stand before a thorough review of the moderators is held and reports are released on their behaviors for public consumption?

Don't feed me your bullshit MAN.

I'm going to go to IRC to pretend I'm Brad now.

God you people are a bunch of whiny little bitches.

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle

OH YEAH?! WELL I'M GONNA RATE YOU BAD THEN, CHUCKLEFUCK. 

BigFrank105

OH YEAH?! WELL I'M GONNA RATE YOU BAD THEN, CHUCKLEFUCK. 

While you do that I'm going to start down voting all his top rated comcis. That will teach him a lesson. That guy wouldn't know class if it jumped up and bit him right in the ass.

hey crabby i'll join in.

LittleRocker

Don't bother. You're next.

Shit. Haha

LittleRocker

Your positive attitude isn't welcome here. 

BigFrank105

Your positive attitude isn't welcome here. 

The only way to teach him a lesson is to go and actually downvote his top 10 comcis. Come on guys, lets all do it!

OH NO LOOK AT ME I'M ROUNDING UP THE MASSES TO DESTROY LITTLEROCKER OH PLEASE PLAY IN MY PSYCOTIC MIND GAME!!!

crabby

Your positive attitude isn't welcome here. 

The only way to teach him a lesson is to go and actually downvote his top 10 comcis. Come on guys, lets all do it!

OH NO LOOK AT ME I'M ROUNDING UP THE MASSES TO DESTROY LITTLEROCKER OH PLEASE PLAY IN MY PSYCOTIC MIND GAME!!!

FUCK YOU CRABBY HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT LITTLEROCKER HE WAS JUST TRYING TO BE ACCEPTED HERE AND YOU HAD TO SHIT ALL OVER HIM THAT'S IT I'M DECLARING WAR AGAINST CRABBY ALL THOSE WHO ARE NOT WITH ME WILL BE CONSIDERED ENEMIES AND I WILL GIVE YOU BAD RATINGS ON YOUR ACCOUNT AND COMICS GOD DAMMIT

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crabby

First of all I'm not going to apologize because everything that happened was directly in line with the everyday comings and goings of the site. I cannot be held responsible for you taking overly careful time to ponder my words and find ways to be offended by them. I AM NOT A ROLE MODEL. MY WORDS DO NOT CARRY MORE WEIGHT THAN ANYONE ELSE'S. 

LuckyGuess

I hope you realize how childish your threats are and come to your senses and choose to remain on the site. While we might not get along that doesn't mean we cannot coexist here as brothers and continue to do what we do to bring us both enjoyment on the interwebs.

LuckyGuess

You know what? Most of your problems probably come from being drunk. That's probably why your second wife left you and it's probably just a matter of time before you get drunk and violent with the next one and she realizes what a sad man you really are.

LuckyGuess

Whoa... I hope you don't mean my girlfriend because if you do you can expect PM's threatening your life to be sent immedietly. You can wish me death. You can tell me to chocke on my own shit made casserole. You can wish my mother a poorly done viking funeral, but the minute you come at with the childish taunt of "fugly girlfriend" that is where I draw the line as a living natural being. Now don't you do your research and find pics of her and point out all of her flaws to me. My girlfriend was teased by a mean kid in the 2nd grade about being ugly. DON'T YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU'VE HURT HER? SHES IN THE OTHER ROOM CRYING RIGHT NOW! You don't have to leave forever. I'm leaving forever! 

[i]Not really. I'm just gonna keep creating aliases so close to my original username and pattern of aliases that it will be so easy to find me. Feel free to comment on each of my aliases letting me know that you have indeed found me and that I never left the site at all. That way I will make another aliases thereby proving to you that I do indeed not use this site as all. Never mind the fact that I never left forever and the fact that I'm not good at participating in groups because I only like to bully others and not be taunted myself.[i] 

WHERE IS BRAD I HOPE HE SEES THIS

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

UR all gay LOL

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I guess i'm just to nice of a guy.

GOD REMEMBER WHEN THE FORUMS WERE INVITE ONLY??!?!?!

I don't. 

Humans suck.

RCCOLAMAN

 This sounds more like porn than a standoff. While you human pansies play slap and tickle, I'll be waiting for a real fight.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

NooniePuuBunny

While you're waiting for a real fight I'm going to be renting porno and jizzing all over them before returning them. Be on the look out.