WW75: On the toilet again! by RCCOLAMAN 4-03-10

Breathtaking scenery The wide open road We'd be experiencing all this had we never stopped to eat at that fucking Arby's!! Market fresh meats my ASS!!! *faaarrrrrrrrrrrtttt* *splish spilsh*

Silence of the Kaufman by brycekain 4-05-10

I haven't seen Kaufman for days... The disguises aren't working. Fuck. Plan B? I'll save the anthrax tampons for later. Speaking of which, what's for dinner? His mom's butthole is still in the ice box.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Well, I tried everything. Made disparaging comics to, for, and about Kaufman and even emailed a (semi) polite PM asking Kaufman why he won't judge this contest......and to no avail.....not even a response.

So I put forth the idea that this contest should be either judged by someone else, started over with someone else judging, or we should move on to WW 76.

Does anyone else feel the same as I? 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

He just hasn't been around for a while and has probably forgotten about the contest. I would just wait since he will definitely be back again. Plus, it's not like there are a ton of users just dying to enter a new WW contest :P

Argh.

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!! 

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Gas mileage by ladyjdotnet 4-12-10

Look, I'm sorry I embarrassed you in front of your parents. Are you really going to give me the silent treatment for the whole 6-hour drive back home? No, I have other ways of making you pay. Oh? Yep. The power windows are stuck shut, and my road trip snack basket consists entirely of cheese products.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

We have a winner, and I'll tell it to you next year.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

kaufmanWow, that took a while to show up.  I posted it in October.

Anyway, sorry for the confusion.  Winner is RCColaMan .... I think I've visited that bathroom.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Glad you liked my entry Kaufman I knew you'd be back :)  New contest will be up soon!

Yo, let's get a WW 76 going, mayne!  I always liked this contest back in the day!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."