[Click to view comic: 'Miss Oggoenie']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

These just keep getting better and better! Must be because mine was in so early.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I mean this in an admiring way. . .

[Click to view comic: 'CC80: A good influence']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC80: Snow White, mind you, Snow Black either!']

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Dad was flammable

This is the most work I have ever put into one of these contests. Hmm... 10 minutes of stripping for an idea that took me 6 seconds.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 80: rhyme for wimpy kids, part 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 80: Rhyme for wimpy kids, pt 2']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 80: Rhyme for wimpy kids, pt 3']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC80 : Goldisucks.']

This is for beating me to the punch with a "Baldilocks" strip.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

quote:

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I blame Dexx for encouraging me to put this one in.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC80: Mother Goose is cooked']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

One more for the road ...

[Click to view comic: 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Is that pudding and a pie I see?']
I should have created this before I looked to see if anyone already had done a Georgie strip - then I could have tried to claim originality at least...

*sigh*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

And now for the obligatory rule bender...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 80: It's Bacon!!!']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Hmmm... my babylfish translated it as "wire". As in barbed, perhaps.

"WE GOT GOOKS IN THE WIRE" - there are VC in the perimeter.

Brought to you by Military Speak. (Serving your military lingo needs since the first spider monkey threw a rock.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*clap clap clap* I haven't thought of that skit for awhile.

Ditka versus a hurricane. Gotta go wid Ditka.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Cops (Fairytale Land episode)']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 80: Three blind mice...and two ducks, and a dog...']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Good news. Bad News. Bad news, my server was out all day due to periodic maintenance, so I'm late with my results. Good news, it gave me extra time to decide the winner. And it wasn't easy. There were a lot of great strips to choose from.

The ones I really liked included:

For the record, I would have also accepted: heater, greaser, or rod in place of gat.
[Click to view comic: 'These 3 Blind Mice Aint Runnin'']
Hey, I'm a sucker for strips containing Spankling!
[Click to view comic: 'CC80: Hi-yo Silver!']
Well weren't the function of chidren's stories originally as precautionary tales?
[Click to view comic: 'cc80: Storytime']
Now who doesn't think Spankling would a great babysitter?
[Click to view comic: 'CC80: A good influence']
Defensive was always my favorite drawf.
[Click to view comic: 'CC80: Snow White, mind you, Snow Black either!']
Stick it to the mouse!
[Click to view comic: 'CC 80: Three blind mice...and two ducks, and a dog...']

Spontaneous combustion, I mean honorable mention to the following strippers:

Bogart - Good use of a relatively obscure nursery rhyme.
Namgubed - Nice filthy strip - I like.
Dexx - A good extended version of one of my favorite Maurice Sendak book

But there can only be one winner, and that winner is:

[Click to view comic: 'cc80: Storytime']

Congratulations ObiJo. And thanks to all those strippers who submitted to me.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

"Little Fuck Horner" didnt even get an honorable mention.

God thats embaressing. That puts me on a level with Crabby ffs.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

My little series contained a bit too much history, I think.

*ponder*

Come to think of it, anyone who has been here for less than three or four months would hardly understand any of it.

Oh well...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I'm so glad my image to take others so far.

*sigh*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I've had some experience being ridden about a room like a pony.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Now you've done it. You've encouraged me. Beware. I may post again!

I still say Gabe is a ginger-assed poofbag.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

What if the hurricane was called Hurricane Ditka?

Cool, thanks israphael. I'll think up a contest idea and put it up in the next day or so.

What if the hurricane was called Hurricane Ditka?

Player of the Game: Sausage

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.