I found "It's Thanksgiving in Canada" to be quite humorous. The others posted since I last looked at this thread were kind of bland though. I still think you're trying to overthink your jokes, or maybe not thinking them through enough. It's like you're aiming for "Funny" but only getting grazing shots. Spend some time reviewing the toprated list and get a feel for the formulae that work and then try to modify one of those techniques for your own use.
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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
