Undead in Bed by AccentuateNegative 12-23-10

You know, it wouldn't kill you to move around every now and then. And you can put that fist right back where it came from, mister.

RCL no. 2442 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-23-10

C'mon, baby... Let's do it! I don't know... Kind of CREEPY to me. Creepy? You've never had sex in a cemetery with a woman before? Actually, I have... Then, what's the problem? I've never had sex in a cemetery with a woman who was ALIVE before.

CC 466: CONFESSIONS OF A NECROPHILE~ by bigworm 12-25-10

If I'm going on a date with a dead girl, I want everyone to be happy. So I make her face into a smile. In turn, that makes me happy. That way everyone's happy when I cum in her mouth.

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CC 466: JUST A LITTLE BOTTLE AT THAT! by bigworm 12-26-10

So, what did you think? Well, it was alright, but there is the 'zero response' factor. Duhhh! She's dead!!! I know... I know, but it would've been so much better... ... if she had shown a little spirit.

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bigworm

Only a few days left to get your licks in on the cadaver comic competition.  I wonder if a tongue sticks to a cadaver in a morgue like it sticks to a flagpole in winter?  Oh well, I digressed.  There are some pretty good comics already on board that make for a "stiff competition", so to speak!  I'm sure the winner will be "dead on"!  Bwahahaha

Groovy! - Stiff Competition by edoggydog 12-27-10

If, you want, I'll tell you my number one sexual fantasy... Groovy! Atleast once in my life, I'd like to be fucked by a huge stiff... A huge, stiff what? Cock? No. A huge stiff... What am I missing?

CC466: Turn Me On Dead Man by ZMannZilla 12-28-10

Oh, just forget it. What? You said you were into pretending I was a dead guy! Yeah, but you're not doing it right! I'm lying as still as I can, what more do you want?! Your skin doesn't sparkle. Wait, I think my little sister has glitter. Be right back.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

KAHN! by UncleTerwilliger 12-28-10

So...you...ARE...female? Mmmmhhhmmm. Dammit! I'm the Don Juan of the galaxy...I MUST bed all females we encounter. Spock, bring me a couple of Tribbles--I'm going to need a fluffer.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

Oprah's VaJayJay! by UncleTerwilliger 8-18-10

Well, that there was some of the roughest sex I ever recollect havin'. I'm gonna go get me a Clark Bar from the vendin' machine and then we're gonna do it again, this time with our clothes off. Does Mr.Pibb make an enema? This is the worst family reunion yet.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

I'm a Dapper Dan man! by UncleTerwilliger 10-18-10

I can't believe they're gonna have sex right in front of us like we're not even here! Are they facing eachother?! Oh God! These humans must be retarded. I'd better go help. That's better! Hey Steve...don't let him swat you away, after you're done he can show her how to do it right!

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

Whitney Dates the Undead by four_legged_tripod 12-28-10

...so then I decided that there was no way I couldn't buy the shoes. Don't you agree? Uuuuh huhhhh. You are such a good listener. Most of my dates just can't stop talking about themselves. Tell me, what do you like most about me? Brains... Oh. My. God. You are too perfect! Most guys just see my boobs and not my smarts!

Whitney Dates the Undead Again by four_legged_tripod 12-28-10

I love the way you nibble my earlobe. It's so sexy. Uhhhhh. Yes! Moan for me! Eat me you magnificent bastard!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 2057 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-03-09

Hey, Uncle Gary... *ick* This guy at school was telling us he ate his girlfriend's pussy last night... *ACK* Did YOU ever eat a girl's pussy when you were in school? YES. ALONG WITH HER CERVIX, HER LOWER INTESTINE, BOTH BREASTS, AND A NIBBLE OF HER LEFT ARMPIT.

RCL no. 2444 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-28-10

I can't believe the fascists in this town! Throwing me into jail for this... SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD WHEN I FOUND HER, GODDAMMIT!! So, you caught me butt-fucking her carcass. What's the big deal?

RCL no. 2445 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-28-10

Wow. The lady's head actually got severed in that accident... Imagine putting her head in a bowling ball case to carry around, so I can skull-fuck it anytime I want! That's so SICK! What the hell is wrong with me? I think I should go get my own head examined... Still...

Adam and Father Steve

Okay, I took my clothes off. NOW are we going to play twister, Father Steve?

by PennyDreadful, 12-29-10

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Shhhh...I know.

Porkman & Finchy Totally Suck At Getting Laid by ZMannZilla 12-29-10

Holy Cursewords, Porkman! None of these prostitutes wants to have sex with you for $20! Is Porkman's dead piggy flesh to never know love? I did find one that would do it for $50 though! FINE PORKMAN WILL PAY THAT MUCH FOR PORKMAN HAS THROBBING NEEDS!!! Ew, wait, no, never mind. I thought the kid said you were a "Jamaican Man". WAS THAT LITTLE DUMB SHIT CALLING ME "BACONMAN" AGAIN???

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 2449 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-31-10

Stay out of my way, Tiki, or I will rip off your head and fuck your dead carcass! That would make you a necrophiliac. I'm just saying...

Like Sinatra used to say when his comic competitions were about to come to a close..............

"And now the end is near and so I face the final curtain.  My friend, I'll say it clear.  I'll state my case of which I'm certain". 

BUT....as YOGI used to say..."It ain't over till it's over."  I was hoping for at least 50 entries so you can still "Hit me with your best shot" as Rodney King used to say.  Or was that Pat Benatar?  Both, I think!  Tick-tock, people!

Sorry if this post twice, but I didn't see it when i refreshed the page.

Rekindle by LameLoLsCatt 1-01-11

I'm so embarrassed, that has never happened to me before You damn masked psycho killers are all the same Like we haven't heard that one before. What? He looked promising in the ad. I don't know why I ever left Jesus for you.

Ed's Embarrassing Error by biped 1-01-11

Ed, I'm sorry I didn't call to tell you Grandma Flonase died in our bed... Uh-huh. And I appreciate the fact that it was dark when you got home, and you thought...well... Right. Mom, Dad's out in the garage sand blasting his dick. Don't say the "D" word, Billy.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

A 'PERSONAL AD' FROM ONE WHO'S PASSED ON... by bigworm 1-02-11

I'm a color changing female. I like to spend long evenings in my box. Looking for a dude with with a 7ft. wood auger pecker.

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bigworm

Death can be a helpless feeling~ by bigworm 1-02-11

My favorite position was 'doggy'! So WTF?!? Someone's gotta' turn me over!

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bigworm

Available '24-7'!!! by bigworm 1-02-11

Did I hear someone say "Every night?" Asshole!!! If anyone can hear me... please, pick a night... any night!

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The time has come to pick the winner. 

Honorable mentions go out to "Bigworm" & "RCL" not only for their humor but for their MANY attempts to outdo themselves and others.  Quality and quantity is a great mix. Even some newcomers made the finals.  This was not an easy choice as many slants on weird sex were provided as I had requested. However, with that being said, the final decision came down to choosing between "It's All in the Wrist" by RCCOLOMAN and "Deep Dickens" by choadwarrior.

The envelope please!

AND THE WINNER IS........................

"Deep Dickens" by choadwarrior

I was going to give a $1,000,000.00 prize but I left my wallet in my other pants.  Sorry!

Thanks, Ragu!

I agree, it was a tough choice for you--I haven't clicked the good rating on so many CC entries in a long time.

It's been a while since I won one of these thingies, so give me a day or so to come up with a new competition.