Ever had sex that was so bad you thought your partner was dead?  What do ya mean "Every night"?  Really?  OK then, make some comics about it.  The sky is the limit.  Straight, gay, Bi, Tri, Midgets, Beasties, Amputees, Aliens......whatever.  They all want their "McLovin" and have views about unenthusiastic partners.  You have the premis.  Now go for it.

I'll pick the winner around Jan. 1st 2011

Have fun and when in doubt.....take a drink!

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SO FAR SO GOOD, PEOPLE!  LET THOSE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMIN!.

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I love the fact that the comic meets the criteria for this contest as well as...(To some extent) the Comic Cup it was entered in.

In an odd way I found this comic fit the theme:

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What? You've never been on a farm?

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an old, but sadly true, one:

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Only a few days left to get your licks in on the cadaver comic competition.  I wonder if a tongue sticks to a cadaver in a morgue like it sticks to a flagpole in winter?  Oh well, I digressed.  There are some pretty good comics already on board that make for a "stiff competition", so to speak!  I'm sure the winner will be "dead on"!  Bwahahaha

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Like Sinatra used to say when his comic competitions were about to come to a close..............

"And now the end is near and so I face the final curtain.  My friend, I'll say it clear.  I'll state my case of which I'm certain". 

BUT....as YOGI used to say..."It ain't over till it's over."  I was hoping for at least 50 entries so you can still "Hit me with your best shot" as Rodney King used to say.  Or was that Pat Benatar?  Both, I think!  Tick-tock, people!

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The time has come to pick the winner. 

Honorable mentions go out to "Bigworm" & "RCL" not only for their humor but for their MANY attempts to outdo themselves and others.  Quality and quantity is a great mix. Even some newcomers made the finals.  This was not an easy choice as many slants on weird sex were provided as I had requested. However, with that being said, the final decision came down to choosing between "It's All in the Wrist" by RCCOLOMAN and "Deep Dickens" by choadwarrior.

The envelope please!

AND THE WINNER IS........................

"Deep Dickens" by choadwarrior

I was going to give a $1,000,000.00 prize but I left my wallet in my other pants.  Sorry!

Thanks, Ragu!

I agree, it was a tough choice for you--I haven't clicked the good rating on so many CC entries in a long time.

It's been a while since I won one of these thingies, so give me a day or so to come up with a new competition.