CC 487: R.C.L.- R.I.P. 'Groovy' by bigworm 10-15-11

Hello class, I'm your Hollywood Reporter with the latest in Hollywood news. Recently Headuphisass writer edoggydogg's lead character 'Groovy' died. However, he has replaced 'Groovy' with the same monontonous character... ...unlike myself.

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Groovy! - Hey, it worked for Journey. Sort of. by edoggydog 10-15-11

I think we've found a great replace-ment for that French-looking fagboy. The guy who replaced Steve Perry from Journey? Are you sure this will work? First day on the set of "Groovy!" with the Arnel Pineda playing the lead character... ...and that's why I use WD-40 as a sexual lubricant. Grooby! "Fucking C-U-U-U-U-U-U-T!!" What?

This is your 24-hour warning.  Judging will commence to jigglin' tomorrowish.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

NOW IS THE TIME FOR JUDGEMENT:

Honestly, it was a tie between the following two strips:

Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout? by four_legged_tripod 5-28-10

Doctor, Gary Coleman just died from a brain hemorrhage. Are you sure it wasn't an ischemic? Yep. It was a brain hemorrhage. What about a hemorrhagic, thrombotic, embolic, or uh, uh, uh... What's wrong doctor, can't think of the word? No, I just can't think of any other diff'rent strokes.

But That's Not All by choadwarrior 10-11-11

Since nobody big has died recently, Sir Elton John has blessed us with an appearance and a new song written in tribute of the dearly departed... ♫♫Goodbye Don Lapre, even though I didn't know thee, when I was up late you tried to sell tiny ads to me... ♫♫And it seemed to me, you lived your life like an infomercial dope; But I never thought you'd twist in jail hung by your own rope. ♫♫ And I would have liked to know you, but I was just a kid. You made more money off your customers than those who followed your system did.

Originally, I thought it'd be cool to have the two winners come up with a contest idea together and go from there, and if the person I picked to break the tie still wants to do that, then more power to them.  However, for the sake of simplicity, I did choose a tie-breaking element...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I went with the one that was made specifically for this contest.

So, congrats goes to choadwarrior for his touching tribute to Don Lapre!

So choad, you can either come up with the contest on your lonesome, or share the duties with four_legged_tripod, the choice is entirely yours.  Take it away!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Am I too late?

Groovy! - The Death of Free Speech (a true story) by edoggydog 10-16-11

Next on Fox News... Ford is due to release a commercial where an new owner of an Escape chose Ford because they didn't take government bail out money like GM and Chrysler... Groovy! However, at the last moment, Ford pulled the ad with-out giving any explanation. Some insiders believe it was undue pres-sure from the Whitehouse. You tell those mother-fucking crackers over at Ford that if they release that ad, I'll drone bomb their vacation homes! Yes, Mr. President.

Well, hot damn!

Thanks for the nod, Zman.  I previously voted the Gary Coleman strip as Good, so it's nice to beat out a comic I thought was good to begin with.

I'll whip up a new contest in the next day or so.

He who always gets the last word in ...

A Few Last Words With Andy Rooney

I'm really annoyed by the gooey feel of maggots walking across my flesh.

by kaufman, 11-05-11

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kaufman wrote:

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He who always gets the last word in ...

A Few Last Words With Andy Rooney

I'm really annoyed by the gooey feel of maggots walking across my flesh.

by kaufman, 11-05-11

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Oops, I unknowingly ripped off this comic.  You did it better, so I deleted mine.