CC 623 - It was misdiagnosed as Sagittarius

I'm afraid there's no easy way to break this to you...

by jes_lawson, 10-01-15

CC 623 - It wasn't duck blind tested by jes_lawson 10-01-15

Jeez, Frank, what happened to you? It's the experimental drug I'm taking for my alopecia. The one that PharmaCo bribed the regulators to pass, without checking for side effects, and costs more than $3000 a dose? That's the one. Well that explains the huge bill.

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CC 623 They're both associated with love, right? by jes_lawson 10-02-15

We're short staffed again this week. Meh, just send the intern cardiologist to cover the ObGyn. They've both got the same medical degree... I'm not feeling a pulse down here. Nurse! Get the defibrillator STAT!

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CC 623: THE HEALTHCARE LEGEND OF 'evil_d' by bigworm 10-04-15

So tell me again... what happened? I had done the act for so many years and my head was begging for relief, but having the flame removed was going to bankrupt me, even with insurance! So my wife says "What the hell!!! Have it done in Mexico!" You know Springer's lookin' for shit like this!

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bigworm

CC 623: THE HEALTHCARE LEGEND OF 'evil_d' by bigworm 10-04-15

So tell me again... what happened? I had done the act for so many years and my head was begging for relief, but having the flame removed was going to bankrupt me, even with insurance! So my wife says "What the hell!!! Have it done in Mexico!" You know Springer's lookin' for shit like this!

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bigworm

CC 623: evil_d's subsequent healthcare related adventures by bigworm 10-04-15

So, after he removed your head, what did he do with it? 'Cus you know he could've kept it instead of the flame and the operation would have been a success! What did you have to go and tell me that for???

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Kvk almost got me with this comic:

CC623 - Car Parks, Tanning Salons and "Security" by kramer_vs_kramer 10-01-15

Doctor! I need help keeping an erection up. Oh, that's easy. These pills will help you out. Later... At least fifty people are believed to have been killed when a large amount of scaffolding collapsed and crushed them. That was all your fault.

But the sheer number of quality funny from jes_lawson gets the win. By random selection I'll say this comic wins out of all the great ones resubmitted:

CC 623 by jes_lawson 9-28-15

So what's the prognosis, Doc? You know that condition Stephen Hawking has? Oh my God! ALS? No, talking like a robot. You're going to develop that in about 3 months. Is it serious? Serious? It's hilarious!

Take it away! I hope your insurance covers this!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yeah, jes really ran away with this contest.  Well done!

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Huzzah!

Many thanks HCRoyall, and all of yez that posted the other strips.

Stay healthy all, now, get ready for CC 624!

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