Now that I am sitting at home waiting for warm weather to kill the virus (go greenhouse gases!) perhaps I should pick a winner.

There were three that rose to the top of my funny meter with several others close behind including strong entries from a couple of names I haven't seen enter before.

And the winner is... edoggydog's "Groovy! - Put the Lyme in Corona-nut and drink it all up"

Groovy!

Not an entry.  Obviously.

Life in the Time of Coronavirus by kaufman 3-17-20

I stepped out on the first garbage day since the lockdown. It was surreal. A desolate street, with neatly lined up trash and recycling in front of each house. Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Also not an entry

Real Life: Happy Saint Patrick's Day by four_legged_tripod 3-17-20

You've got your green pants on! I always have my green pants on. Why are you making a big deal about it? It's Saint Patrick's Day! If someone sees you not wearing green, they get to pinch you. Who's gonna see me? The schools are closed, restaurants are doing drive through only, and no one can be together in groups larger than ten. You suck the fun out of everything. I'm going to go drink alone. Now that's the way to celebrate Saint Patrick's Day!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Counting Counts by four_legged_tripod 3-19-20

Can I help you? Just taking the 2020 census, sir. Uh... Shouldn't you wait until after the pandemic to take that?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Millenials to the Rescue! by JoeBlough 3-20-20

I just get in HERE to be cured of COVID-19? That's all there is to it! You'll be 100% free of the virus! OK...now what? Do I shut the door? I'll do that! Just relax in the lounger! Now be careful. She's still hot from the oven. No matter. I prefer my "Soylent Green" nice n' toasty!

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The Mfwic

Millenials to the Rescue! by JoeBlough 3-20-20

I just get in HERE to be cured of COVID-19? That's all there is to it! You'll be 100% free of the virus! OK...now what? Do I shut the door? I'll do that! Just relax in the lounger! Now be careful. She's still hot from the oven. No matter. I prefer my "Soylent Green" nice n' toasty!

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The Mfwic

Moturd wrote:

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Now that I am sitting at home waiting for warm weather to kill the virus (go greenhouse gases!) perhaps I should pick a winner.

There were three that rose to the top of my funny meter with several others close behind including strong entries from a couple of names I haven't seen enter before.

And the winner is... edoggydog's "Groovy! - Put the Lyme in Corona-nut and drink it all up"

Groovy!

 

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Ordering That New Brand Of Flu Medicine... by DBoba 3-21-20

..meanwhile back at db's compound... What are you doing? Ordering some more supplies for the APOCALYPSE FROM AMAZON Yeah? Don't forget MILK BONES... ..got'ya...you want extra chewy this time? Naa man I need to keep my teeth for a few more weeks... WOW..check this shit out...WHAT'S THIS? Something new? "KEITH RICHARDS COVID19 FLU MEDICINE...9 out of 10 cockroaches agree....there is really only ONE TRUE SURVIVALIST...???"

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Alexander Hamilton

ah crap that's what I get for going off the grid..dammit!

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Alexander Hamilton

Thou Shalt Not Covid Thy Neighbor's Paper Products by kaufman 3-26-20

Hello, Mildred. Hi Sue, how are you doing? hanging in there, but going a bit stir-crazy. You? Just wonderful. My best day in ages! Really? How come? Those kids down the street TPed my yard last night.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

RCL: China Vagina by four_legged_tripod 3-26-20

He's right in here. Can you disinfect him? You want me to disinfect your husband? Just his penis. His penis? I think his penis has caught corona virus. Watching Asian porn and having your dick throw up, does not mean what you think it means.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke