Clintons too fun not to pick on...

Clinton Physics by Nukinin 12-05-01

One day at the whitehouse... So I says, "Well, them cuban cigars ain't gonna get in there by themselves!" Ha Ha What the fuck are you talking about?

Surprised no ones done him yet, well besides Monica.

Nuki...

Cowboy Physics and Sesame Street by Jabizo 12-05-01

One day at the ranch... So I says: "Them roto turbines ain't gonna generate gravitrons by themselves." Sorry, I can't hear ya. I got a banana in my ear.

This comic is inspired by a gag I just remembered Ernie playing on Bert long ago on Sesame street.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

I posted this in a different thread already, but I suppose that it belongs here for posterity.

Cowboy Fashion by fuzzyman 12-05-01

So I says, "Well, the canvas chaps are appropriate for Sunday brunch, but for an evening event, always wear the leather chaps!" Ha ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Here's another post for posterity. All proceeds from this post will be donated to help find a cure for Norwegian Laughing Sickness.

Norwegian cowboy physics by evil_d 11-30-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you laughing about? Sorry. Norwegian Laughing Sickness.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC 75: Cowboy Parody by BigEvilDan 10-26-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Does it make sense yet? Maybe in another hundred Cowboy Physics parodies or so.

Clippy Physics (It had to happen some time) by BigEvilDan 11-27-01

One day, in Microsoft Word... So I says, "It looks like your rotor turbines are trying to generate gravitons by themselves. How can I help?" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Very Special Olympics by BigEvilDan 9-28-01

One day at the stadium... Wow, there's a lot of people signing up for the Graviton Generating Cup this year. I wonder why? It's the new "Donkey Powered Rotor Turbine" rule, I reckon. It puts a whole new spin on the game.

Another FAQing Question by BigEvilDan 11-06-01

Why can you not edit/delete bad comics that are without the Talent Comic? Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

moh Physics by skagg 12-05-01

So I says "moh!" moh, moh! What the moh are you talking about?

Zerowing Physics by skagg 12-05-01

How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about? Gentlemen make your time.   ?   Dave you're scaring me now

Cowboy Abbreviations by skagg 12-05-01

LOL! BTW LMAO! IMHO ROFLOL!!!!! Ha, ha! What the fuck are you on about?

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Cowboy Pedantics by kaufman 12-05-01

What the fuck are you talking about? A rotor turbine is a device for generating electricity from some natural source such as wind or water. A graviton is a hypothesized subatomic particle whose presence imparts a quantity of gravitational attraction. So of course them rotor turbines ain't generating no gravitons by themselves!

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I feel so inferior posting next to Dr. K...

Wait till you find out you've been sandwiched :-)

Cowpie Physics by kaufman 12-05-01

One day in the pasture... So I says, "Well, them rotting turnips ain't gonna generate maggots by themselves." Ha, Ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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Wait till you find out you've been sandwiched :-)

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fooie!;:-?

The hits keep coming!

Cowboy Paramedics by kaufman 12-05-01

So I says, "Well, them defibrillator paddles ain't gonna perform CPR by themselves." Ha, Ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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Gayboy Physics by skagg 12-05-01

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! I love it when you talk dirty!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Cowboy Inside the NBA by boorite 11-19-01

One day at Turner Broadcasting System... So I says, "Well, that weakside defensive rotation ain't gonna generate turnovers by itself!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy fisting by boorite 12-05-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them anuses ain't gonna violently dilate by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fistfuck are you talking about?

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Dallas Cowboy Physics by kaufman 12-05-01

One day on the practice field... So I says, "Well, them cross-contaminated letters ain't gonna generate enough aerobic cocaine particles to maintain my buzz all by themselves." Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Cowboy Phone Sex by kaufman 12-05-01

Well, big boy, let's take that powerful rotor turbine of yours and slowly put it into my particle accelerator. We'll apply some thrust and generate gravitons together. Oh yeah! Who the heck am I talkfucking with?

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Skagg, I loved that Cowboy Abbreviations one.

why thankyou

i tried to add more but forgot them all, including "wtf??!!"

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Technically, defibrillation is not part of CPR. CPR consists of chest compressions and artificial ventilations (also called "rescue breathing"). The point of CPR is to keep oxygen circulating through the body. CPR can resuscitate a person whose heart and lungs have stopped working, but it unlikely to help in situations where the heart's electrical patterns have been disrupted. That's where defibrillation (and drugs) comes in. Only a patient with a 'shockable' electrical pattern -- generally "ventricular fibrillations" (VF) or "ventricular tachycardia" (VTach) are the only shockable rhythms -- can be helped with a defibrillator.

So, of course defibrillator paddles could not perform CPR by themselves, nor could someone perform CPR with them.

I knew you all wanted to know this.

(Dr. Pedantic should have been the one to mention this, but he was taking a nap and I didn't want to disturb him.)

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Technically, defibrillation is not part of CPR. CPR consists of ...

...So, of course defibrillator paddles could not perform CPR by themselves, nor could someone perform CPR with them.

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So then of course Cowboy2 would WTF Cowboy1. These comics are nothing if not realistic!

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Tobor physics by Kitty_Kat 12-05-01

So I said, "Well, those rotor turbines aren't going generate gravitons by themselves!" HA HA TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU

I hope this is original and if it isn't, I apologize. If it hasn't been done, then I'll be surprised.

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Cowboy Physics; Take One by gabe_billings 12-05-01

One day on the set... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Um... Line! CUT! Jesus Christ! This isn't fucking brain surgery. Just say 'What the fuck are you talking about?' and we can print this bitch.

Cowboy Physics; Take Two by gabe_billings 12-05-01

So I says, "Well, them rotor turdines ain't gonna ..." Haw! You said turd! Hell iffen I did! I heard ya! You said 'turdines'! What the fuck it a turdine? That like a sardine? Sorry, Mr. Van Sant. We'll get it right next time, I reckon. Remind me again why I hired you hayseed fucks?

Cowboy Physics; Take Three by gabe_billings 12-05-01

"So I sa..." Ha, ha! You fucked that one, fer sure. Sorry. I'm a little jumpy. Shouldn't a had that second latte. Say, boss, these saddles sure are gettin' heavy. Maybe we could sit down on 'em fer the next take? Maybe I could cram it up your ass for the next take.

Cowboy Physics; Take Four by gabe_billings 12-05-01

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! BRRAAAAAPPP! You farted! Musta been the quiche.

Cowboy Physics; Take Five by gabe_billings 12-05-01

So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! BRRAAAAAPPP! Sorry. My bad. Must be catching.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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I hope this is original and if it isn't, I apologize. If it hasn't been done, then I'll be surprised.

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I'm surprised too, but you seem to have beat us to it.

Made me laugh.

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Babel Fish Physics - Mark I by skagg 12-06-01

The I dog talks like this, " the gravitons where well, they rotor turbine ain't gonna create in the side of they oneself! " Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Babel Fish Physics - Mark II by skagg 12-06-01

In the place which well, they rotor turbine ain't gonna create they side inside the I this it holds, " the gravitons it talks,! " Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talkig about?

Babel Fish Physics - Mark III by skagg 12-06-01

Inside the place where well, rotor turbine ain't gonna it creates the side it holds on I internal and this it catches, " the gravitons which talks,! " Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Babel Fish Physics - Mark IV by skagg 12-06-01

In the place well, the rotor turbine ain't gonna as the inside catches the I above it, side the place where it creates and talks and on this internal which seizes, " the gravitons,! " Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Babel Fish Physics - Mark V by skagg 12-06-01

Inside well place, the rotor turbine ain't as inside gonna seizes in the place which the side holds the up I of it, and on this inside it speaks, " the gravitons,! " The place where it creates it Oh right! I'm glad you cleared that up! So, you wanna go for a beer? Well I gots to round up them dogies first but I'll join ya in a minute.

i have far too much time on my hands

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.