TheElPaso, because cheezfood vestibule hairy yield fornicate.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Bogart, because them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Yeah, but that would take too long. Incidentally, our Weakest Link's resident bitch is Cornelia Francis. Our British readers may be amused to hear that this is the woman who used to play Auntie Morag on Home and Away. She isn't very credible, I must say.

Cornelia

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TheElPaso, because cheezfood vestibule hairy yield fornicate.
Bogart, because them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!

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Oh, I remember her! She had the blind butler type guy, and one episode she moved all the furniture around without telling him, for a bit of a cheap laugh.

Bogart because his name is Tragob spelled backwards.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

TheElPaso because he is not Bogart.

Bogart and ElPaso, your fates hinge on lara7's vote...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Be ascared, be very ascared.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Vote for the El Paso

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My life totally and completely REEKS.

actually, if I voted for Bogart, it'd be a tie, and then it'd be your problem.

But I can safely say The El Paso made a slightly worse strip. but both were pretty awful!

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Thank you, yes. I like to believe that is some of my worst work. I actually went back and edited some of it, then hit save and realized it no longer made sense in some areas.

And the sun was in my eyes.

And the keyboard took a bad hop.

TheElPaso, You have made the weakest strip! Goodbye!

But before you go, you have to send a rule for the next round to me at chris@condon.net. Remember, you get to vote for the rest of the rounds, so keep tuning in.

For the rest of you, I will try to keep this status page updated after each round.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Is that sagging dominatrix getting anyone else hot, or is it just me?

God I love running around in cyber-drag!

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Cigar N' Slice

Round 2
It seems that TheElPaso has gone AWOL. If he still cares to submit a rule I may use it at a later time.

I think it will speed things up if everyone e-mails me a rule now (chris@condon.net) so that I have it on file if you get voted off. Please put your stripcreator nickname in the subject line so I can find your rule when the time comes. Thanks!

Meanwhile, it’s time that we got Round 2 started! Since TheElPaso hasn’t submitted a rule, I’ll make one up myself:
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[*]Customer service sucks these days. Create a strip about really bad customer service. This can be true, fanciful, or somewhere in between.
[*]Include a made-up Latin phrase.
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You have 36 hours. Ready… Set… Go!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup VII - Latin All the Way to the Bank']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'Bury 'Em Enemy']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Fnerf.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Cup 7, Round 2 - Doctor doctor, gimme the news...']

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

[Click to view comic: 'The Weakest Strip Pedantic League Round 2']

[Click to view comic: 'The same old grind?']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[Click to view comic: 'CC Weakest Strip Pedantic League Round 2 :Mall in the family']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Time to vote!

Well, we've waited long enough for Bogart's strip, so I guess he is out. It is time to vote once again!

You have 24 hours to vote for The Weakest Strip!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Big Evil Dan because bayerhund das oder die flipperweld gersput!

lara7 because someone left a cake out in the rain.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

lara7, and if you don't know why, I'm not going to tell you.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III