Crabby's strip does suck dick.

Yeah, I think it's the crabster.

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crabs

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Crabby

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I vote for crabby, mainly because I simply cannot abide a man with an igloo of that colour.

I thought LadyJ's was the best of the bunch, incidentally. :)

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Crabby, you have created the Weakest Strip! Goodbye!

Thank you for the fast vote, cowpokes! The rule for the next round will be posted shortly. In the meantime, get back to poking those cows!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Round 5

Hi there! Asiangirl3 here to kick off Round 5! I have nothing better to do since my evil sisters took over the limelight. I’m pretty talented, though… and unlike crabby, I’m a frequent fellator.

Anyway, on to the contest! Here is your rule, courtesy of the crabster!
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[*]When I am ousted from this competition, I feel you should require the remaining participants to write a strip based on SPACE FARMING ACCIDENTS!
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There you have it. Entries are due Monday at midnight ET.

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[*]When I am ousted from this competition, I feel you should require the remaining participants to write a strip based on SPACE FARMING ACCIDENTS!
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I'm very surprised I made it as far as I did. I was expecting to be voted out last round. I knew for sure I would be ousted this round because I was stripping with the cream of the crop and my comic was ass.

I quite liked LadyJ's comic but I had to vote for her since she got the ball rolling on my elimination. No hard feelings.

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Good fucking grief.

Is this that "Doozy" you were on about?

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[Click to view comic: 'The Weakest Strip - Rnd 6']

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'The Weakest Pull']

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Cup 7.5 - Terraform her! Terraform her!']

Well, it seems Andy will still be in next round. Good stuff. :)

Now I just have to think of one of my own... :P

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[Click to view comic: 'Space Farming.']

[Click to view comic: 'Cup 7: In space, no one can hear your farm machinery.']

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Wow, DexX. That was awesome.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

[Click to view comic: 'Early Futuristic TV Sitcoms']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Time to Vote!

You have 24 hours for your puny voice to be heard. Remember, you are voting for the worst strip. Only votes from the participants in this round will be counted.

Who’s crops are a few space-turnips short of a bushel? Who’s about to be chopped to bits in the space-thresher? Who has made The Weakest Strip?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Kaufman

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Kevin Keegans Perm

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kramer_vs_kramer

Tough choice...

Can I just go on record saying I don't much like this cup format? I just think it's really negative, saying "I liked this one least". I prefer voting for the best strip, a positive action, saying "this is really good". *shrug*

Oh, and thanks for the kind words, LadyJ. :)

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It's also a bear to manage. Well, it was a nice idea at the time...

Hmmm... pretty bad day to have a nick that starts with "k."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

On the plus side, using this format means the rules give more leeway. Normally the final rules are so restrictive as to make humour impossible. And I like the way all the contestants are kept involved in the game throughout. But I agree with DexX that voting for the worst comic is overly negative. I'm not sure how it would work, but perhaps we could retain this format in the next cup, except we vote for the best comic?
Ah well. We won't count our bridges until they're hatched.

Oh, and continuing the k-icide, I vote for kramer.

What's the fucking point in that?

The whole idea is that this all turns bitchy, like the program, trust me, for those who aren't in the contest, it's highly entertaining.

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