Two more.

CC 95: It Is A Dark Time For Stripcreator by deucepm 1-25-02

Look, George...I don't know about the new guys. Why? What's the problem? Don't you think the wacky antics of two Imperial Engineers will take away from the main story? Ewan, I've got two words. E. Woks. If the audience will put up with that, they can handle these two. So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves." And then the Emperor killed me. Ha ha! ...wait, what the fuck are you talking about?

CC 95: Which Did You Like Better, Jedi or Empire? by deucepm 1-25-02

...Oh. It's you. That's right. We're here for the cameos. I suppose I always knew this day would come...the constant references, the seeming obsession with my work... That's right. Time to pay the piper. "Episode 2: Chasing Amidala," scene 42, take one. Action! Snootch to the noonch, Anakin! ...

Ah, how I love a cliché...

CC95: Also Starring Bill Gates as the Emperor by wirthling 1-25-02

Troubled are you, Obi Wan, hmmmm? Yes, Master Yoda. There's something wrong with Anakin. I don't know what's gotten into him lately. Perhaps his mitichlorians we should see, yes, hmmm? Yes. That's it! Let's put this sample of his blood under the microscope! It looks like you're trying to use the dark side of the Force. Can I help?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Jab if you had any sense you would give this to kaufman, though maybe not because he might just do another 24 hour one, anyways Kaufman that Baldwin one was the dog's bollocks!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Dude, I may do Kaufmanesque strips sometimes, but I am not Kaufman. He's got a LOT more brains between the ears.

I seem to suffer from a jinx, anyway. Every time someone says that a strip of mine should win a contest, I invariably lose. So thanks a lot, Bazilla! I had a good chance until you said something! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! They blew it up! Soylent Green is people! Aaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC95 - Its fun to stay at the Y-O-D-A by Kevin_Keegans_Perm 1-25-02

A Jedi must know no hate. No fear. And No love. Except with me. Oh god youve got a tight ass Anakin. Squeeze those cheeks for me. Master Yoda , you truly are a master of the force.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I apologize profusely in advance, but at the current rate of Lucas' insanity, I feel that this is only the next logical step.

CC95: The Ultimate Lucas Fuck-up! by TheBlairZip 1-25-02

Come, Anakin. We must hurry. Bite me. Sorry, little Greedo, but we have to get by. ALL YOUR BASE... Where's my agent?

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

This is at least the second time in recent memory that fuzzyman and I have been confused with one another. I guess we "-man"s all look alike.

Anyway, hate to burst your bubble, fuzzy, but I agree with Bazilla's assessment of your Baldwin entry -- that was a piece of art. As opposed to my entry, which would be a classic on the "Crappy Comics" page :-)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

And Maybe There is a Role for Phylicia Rashad by israphael 1-25-02

Bad news George, due to prior commitments Samuel L. Jackson will unable to appear in "Attack of the Clones". Damn, I want a prominent Afro-american actor in that role. No Problem, we think we can get someone who is both well known and well loved. Who do you have in mind? The force is like a Jello pudding swirls... you got your light vanilla side... and you got your chocolately dark side.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

When I made this one, I was really regretting that we don't have any characters hairy enough to pass for Robin Williams. And that we don't have Big Evil Dan's MST3K commentators or the theater seat prop yet.

And also that I thought this was funny long enough to make it.

CC 95: Send in the clones by NeoVid 1-25-02

George Lucas was murdered today by several thousand movie viewers, immediately after a guest star appeared_in_this_scene in Episode 2... Nanoo, nanoo!

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

NSYNC DO THE THEME SONG TO ATTACK OF THE CLONES by wenisinfurs 1-25-02

JAR! JAR! JAR!

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 95: Good Will Munching by BigEvilDan 1-25-02

Sir, the real script just arrived. We can stop filming the one the monkeys typed up. Aw, but I like the monkey one. It's got the meanest, crap flinging-est Sith Lord I've ever seen. Mr. Lucas, sales for Episode One seem to indicate that viewers like movies written by real people. With talent, preferably. Nonsense! These monkeys turned out a script for Hamlet that had the critics wowed. They stole your ham sandwich, sir. You can't just interchange sentences that contain the word 'ham'. Ham sandwich, eh? So that's where they got the idea for mayochlorians.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Shit I done it again! I didn't know who made so I checked twice and was sure it was kaufman, let me in a room for a while, then I'll get a few books and learn how to read.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

[url=http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=54055][/url]

urr... i've never posted a link to a comic before... so i don't know if that will work or what...
If not, just go to my comics and look at the newest one (CC95...) etc etc..

^TooL^

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THIS WEEK I ARE BE MOSTLY EATING... PROZAC!

It didn't work... how the fucking fuck do i post one of those 'CLICK HERE TO VIEW COMIC....' things?

CC95: C.G.... aiiiiiiiiiiiiight... by ^TooL^ 1-26-02

Raaargh No, stay back, evil 'RogBal' that Darth Vader summoned upon...... hang on... what? You look awfully similar to the Balrog from Lord of the Rings.... hang on a sec.... Ok, so it's not funny or clever... but... but... i had sex with your sister. I can assure you it's a silly coincidence.. heh... urr... heh... YOU.....SHALL...NOT....PASS!!!!!

maybe that will work....

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THIS WEEK I ARE BE MOSTLY EATING... PROZAC!

CC 95: Gnip and Diablo by Bazilla 1-26-02

You know what sucks? No. That N*SYNC aren't going to be in Star Wars. Why? They're so cool, I like JC he's so good to his mum.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

CC95: A Real Attack of the Clones by fuzzyman 1-26-02

It's a clone! Davey Jones from the Monkees! I'm a Paul McCartney clone, and a daydream believer, to boot! It's a clone! Britney Spears! It's sad but true. I'm a clone of every manufactured pop star before me. Except for my breasts. Those are true originals! Well, hellooo, Dolly! Baaaaa.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Fuzzy, I'm tempted to curse you again.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

xpac of the clones by xpac 1-27-02

suckit oh no it is xpac i will use the force to stop him suckit the force is just moving him forward we are doomed Now tell me, how is this any more exciting than The Phantom Menace? suckit now the force has turned me into an xpac too i hope that anakin skywalker (our only hope) turns out to be good and not become darth vader!

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

*Suck it.*

Do not be so stupid as to leave your signature without capitals and full stops.

How about Tobor give you a full stop in the ass, Doctor Citnadep?

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

*arse*

As far as I know, I do not have a donkey of any kind.

I am like Dr. Pendantic, but I take more care in your mistakes and hope to improve your use of English.

As for Tobor, I am quite worried about his use of words, they may need improvement.

It's Pedantic, assclown. Give it up.... whoever you are.... I say you're wirthling!

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

It *is* Pedantic, *arseclown*. Give it up.... whoever you are.... I say you *are* Bazilla!

Actually, the use of contractions is perfectly acceptable. Also, asshole is the American form of the British word arsehole. Because the Internet is international, usage of either country's grammar is acceptable. (Most websites are so grammar desperate that they'll take proper Rhodesian grammar so long as it's grammar.)

~um..yeah..i'm bazilla

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!