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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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OK, I can see this thread is in need of some serious religious discussion. So here's my question... When sacrificing enemies to Odin, must I use an ash-wood spear or will any kind of pole-arm do?

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1-27-02 6:43am (new)
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fuzzyman
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I think any type of spear will do, though ash-wood is naturally more effective.

Here some background info I found.
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According to one authority, venomous animals wouldn't shelter under ash. Carriages with ash axles went faster and tools with ash handles performed better. Witches rode upon ash branches; it is also the ideal handle for a besom. Those who ate red ash buds on St John's eve, would be invulnerable to bewitchment. Odin = sorcerer of the Gods, his magic was more powerful. Among his worshippers was Egil Skallagrimsson, runemaster. Spear was Odin's weapon, Ash was most favoured for spear - shafts. The casket in which Idun kept the apples, which prevented the gods from ageing, was made of ash wood.
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1-27-02 8:03am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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Actually, I'm fairly certain that most sacrificial offerings to Odin were dispatched by garroting or hanging.

1-27-02 8:11am (new)
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Allah
Stripcreator Newbie

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Odin and I go way back. Despite what you may have read elsewhere, he prefers his sacrifices slowly roasted on a spit, basted with a nice leon-pepper suace and served with a fine Pinot Nior.

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1-27-02 10:03am (new)
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Linguo
Stripcreator Newbie

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*sauce*

1-27-02 11:59am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Typo.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-27-02 1:29pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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If it were "carroting" instead of "garroting," Tobor might like being sacrificed.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-27-02 6:06pm (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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Further research reveals that it was actually "parroting". Sacrificial victims were followed around relentlessly and mocked to an early grave.

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1-27-02 7:13pm (new)
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lemur68
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Don't forget snake handlin'.

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1-27-02 10:14pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Actually, Nate... what was the URL of your church again? I forgot to add it to my religion bookmarks.

Oh, mine is www.uuwestport.com if you care. Beware the annoying music.


www.altupc.com

The big church(orginization) site is www.upci.org

Thanks, I forgot your site too. Been Away.

1-28-02 8:22am (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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The big church(orginization) site is http://www.upci.org
Thanks, I forgot your site too. Been Away.
Hey guys... Could you please add my church's URL to your religious bookmarks?
Big bake sale next Tuesday, by the way!

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1-28-02 1:33pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Hey guys... Could you please add my church's URL to your religious bookmarks?
Big bake sale next Tuesday, by the way!
Sure, and you can add my other church to your bookmarks.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1-28-02 1:41pm (new)
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fuck
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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hears my churchs ulr www.churchofsex.com, add it to youre book mark's lamer's!!

you migt think this is hard to belleive im a very religos guy, i belleive very strong in my church

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1-28-02 1:43pm (new)
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wenisinfurs
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Hee hee! DexX watches TELETUBBIES! :}

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

1-28-02 3:16pm (new)
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djsparkydog
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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1. I think Kali, Hindu Goddess of Death and Lust was death by garrotting... I think

2. I'm Christio-Pagan... with a healthy dose of respect for the Gods of technology.

3. I didn't go to church must, but I'm from the Old Skool... does that count.

4. Jesus was a Jew. Chew on that.

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1-30-02 10:06pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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JrnymnNate was jehova, there I wasnt all of them, now we just need to know who allah is

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1-31-02 2:12am (new)
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Jehovah
Junior Comic Technician

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Duh. He was the messiah that was promised to the Jews in the old testament. Christianity is the following of Jesus Christ, part of the fulfillment of the prophecies by God and the new covenant with his people. Jesus came with new promises from God that all were able to achieve salvation through the new plan.

8:6 But now hath he obtained a more excellent ministry, by how much
also he is the mediator of a better covenant, which was established
upon better promises.

8:7 For if that first covenant had been faultless, then should no
place have been sought for the second.

8:8 For finding fault with them, he saith, Behold, the days come,
saith the Lord, when I will make a new covenant with the house of
Israel and with the house of Judah: 8:9 Not according to the covenant
that I made with their fathers in the day when I took them by the hand
to lead them out of the land of Egypt; because they continued not in
my covenant, and I regarded them not, saith the Lord.

8:10 For this is the covenant that I will make with the house of
Israel after those days, saith the Lord; I will put my laws into their
mind, and write them in their hearts: and I will be to them a God, and
they shall be to me a people: 8:11 And they shall not teach every man
his neighbour, and every man his brother, saying, Know the Lord: for
all shall know me, from the least to the greatest.

8:12 For I will be merciful to their unrighteousness, and their sins
and their iniquities will I remember no more.

8:13 In that he saith, A new covenant, he hath made the first old. Now
that which decayeth and waxeth old is ready to vanish away.

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

1-31-02 11:17am (new)
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djsparkydog
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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8:10 For this is the covenant that I will make with the house of
Israel after those days, saith the Lord; I will put my laws into their
mind, and write them in their hearts: and I will be to them a God, and
they shall be to me a people: 8:11 And they shall not teach every man
his neighbour, and every man his brother, saying, Know the Lord: for
all shall know me, from the least to the greatest.

What version of the bible do you have?
That last line in mine is "from the lowest to the greatest"

And as far as the Jesus was a Jew comment, it wasn't a challenge... just interesting to say. Some people have actually gotten offended by it.

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

1-31-02 6:58pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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The standard comeback is "Just on his mother's side." But if you're Jewish, that's all it takes.

I've also seen the annoying bumper sticker, "My boss is a Jewish carpenter" that celebrates his heritage.

What I don't get is the organization Jews for Jesus. Doesn't that kind end their being Jewish?

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1-31-02 8:43pm (new)
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djsparkydog
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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No... they are Jewish by heritage, but have decided the messiah they were waiting for was the Jesus of the christian faith. So ethnicly they are Jewish, but religiously they're christian.

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1-31-02 10:01pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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And I believe they still live according to Jewish law, unlike traditional Christians who believe Jesus removed that requirement from his followers.

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2-01-02 9:27am (new)
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Jehovah
Junior Comic Technician

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I used KJV, which is the acceptable translation among most fundamentalist groups. The book is Hebrews, sorry about that.

this sounds about right

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Shima y Israel Jehovah Elohym Jehovah echad.

2-01-02 9:35am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Whatever. They make good cookies.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

2-01-02 9:44am (new)
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Tom_O_Bedlam
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Religion, eh? Opium of the masses, eh? I think that is a pretty fair judgement: if you want to have it as part of your life, that's your business, but I still pity the wretched addicts.

What I do object to is parents indoctrinating their children into their religion (which I have seen first hand in several cases). That's like some skag-head Meader shooting up, and giving a needleful to their newborn too. It's just wrong.

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2-01-02 5:08pm (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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Nate, I've decided that the music on your churches web site is more annoying than the music on my churches web site. I mean, ours can be maddening after a few minutes, but... Gods, man.... have them turn down the volume or something.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

2-01-02 5:29pm (new)
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